This oldfaithful will stand by methrough life.
The rest are useless.
Lucky girl! You've been clever.
Now I havetoface the music all alone.
Babu! Mytea!
The animals in our zoo havewoken up.
Babu! Get up!
It's started all overagain.
-Mybreakfast. -Coming up!
Babu! Mymilk!
Coming up!
Babu! where'sthe milk?
Coming up!
Babu!warm waterformybath!
Coming up!
Babu! My clothes!
No! I won't do it! I'm not going to do anything! I'm going mad!
where are you offto?
I've gone offmyhead.
Myhead is swimming!
You make me do thejob often men!
Andyou don't even paymeforone!
-To hell...? -To hellwithyou!
Greetings, sir.And take care ofyourself.
Uselessfellows! Babu is gone!
Nowyou can do the choresyourselves!
To hellwithyou!
Listen! wake up!
Babu has left! Get up!
what?! Has Babu left us?!
-Yes! - Hell!
Listen! wake up!
- Babu has run away!-what?!
Meena!where's mytea?!
Meena! I haveto getto work. Please iron my clothes.
Please get me somewarm waterfora bath, Meena.
Meena! How about some breakfast?
Nowthat Babu is gone,...
...they'll make life hellforthe poororphan.
Myhenpecked sonswill never asktheirwivesto do athing!
Nothingwrongwith working. I'm here!
why should my auntswork?
-Besides, I'mtheyoungest. -So is Lakshmi's daughter.
why doesn't she dothe chores?
Forget it; I lovethework.
-Now have a cup oftea. -only afterthe others.
I won't serve anyone else before I've servedyou.
Nowtakethis cup.
Now give me a smile.
Tea coming up!
what's going on?!
Not a single servant remains inthis house.
This is such a large household.
How can a servant handle so much?
-we should employ 2 servants. -And who paysthem?
Youfatherwill, ofcourse!
He's sittingtight on a pile ofcash.
-what areyou doing?! -Can't he pay2 servants?
Dad is ofthe opinionthat...
... he has done morethan enough as afather.
He has brought us up, got us married,...
... and has given us a placeto live in.
Now it's upto usto earn ourlivelihoods.
-How about a cup ofhottea?-Tea!
-Good morning, Uncle. -Good morning.
-Have a cup oftea. -No. I don'twanttea.
IsDimplenotupyet?
Don'twakeherup.
-Shereturnedfromthe discoat2 a.m.-I see!
-Giveheraglassofwarm milkwhenshegetsup.-Sure.
D'youthinkit's rightforagirlto...
...comehomefrom adiscoat2a.m.?
Perfectlyallright!
-Youhaven'tgiven meareply.-Towhat?
Youdon'teven trytounderstand!
Ifweliveapart,wecan affordaservantatleast.
Andwe'rea smallfamilyof3.
Theservant wouldcomecheap.
Youfool!If weleave,...
...Dadwillgivethishouse awaytomyelderbrother.
D'yourealisethevalueof thishouseinthesetimes?
Pipinghottea!
Goodmorning,Uncle. Goodmorning,Aunt.
Pleaseironmyclothes. I havetogettowork.
Sure.
where'sRinku? Hehastogotoschool.
-Hehasleftalready. -I see.
You'veleftmesaddledwith aBremen-townmusician!
Hehasn'teven brushedhisteeth.
Andthatcacophony irritatesme!
Uncle...
-Uncle...! -whatisit?
-I'llmissschoolforyour sake.-How come?
Youaskedmetotellyou howlfindyourtunes.
Andyouhaven'tyet finishedasingletune!
I'minafix.I'vegoneover allthesongs...oldandnew.
Butthereisn'ta singletuneleft!
Musicdirectors haven'tsparedany!
I can'tplagiariseasingle tune. ButI'mstilltrying...
Holdit!what'sthat you're singing?
I'm not singing.
I wasjust going overthe multiplicationtables.
ohwhatever!Just do it loud and clear.
Two one's aretwo. Twotwo's arefour.
-Twothree's are six.-That's it!
Got it!
Great! Ifound thetune!
It'stoughto score atune. Isthat so, Uncle?
True. Butthe kid wouldn't understandthat.
-ohyes!Youworkso hard atit.-That'strue.
First onehastolisten to songsinEnglish.
Andthenyoumustplagiarise theseintoHinditunes.
That'snotajoke! Isthatso,UnclePuppy?!
You'repokingfun atme,aren'tyou?!
-Notatall!-whered'you thinkyou'rerunningaway?!
Please!Iwas justjoking!
Daddy!
what'sup? whathappened?
willyoustopwailing andsaysomething...?
Mustyou cryout oftune, sister? Justtell uswhat's up.
oh! How can l saythis, Daddy?!
I've left Sunil once andforall!
-Really?!-what's she saying?!
what d'you mean?!
This is a marriage!
Not a rented apartment you canwalk out of!
what else could l have done, Daddy?!
Sunil usedto wake me up early!
He usedtoforce meto maketea,...
... cookbreakfast and dothe chores!
And I asked him on hisfacewhether...
... he married meto do hisworkforhim.
He could have employed a maidto dothe chores.
As it is,we don't have a servant now, and she arrives!
-what?- l meanto saythat...
...she shouldn't have left him atthis point oftime.
I left my husbandto come to myfather's house!
I haven't come here to live offyou!
Come with me, aunt. Let me get you a glass ofwater.
Get me somethingto eat. I'mfamished!
Come... you can eat all you want.
Must you shoot yourmouth off?
I can only praythat Meena marries into a decentfamily.
who isthis?
It is past 7.30.And you are still asleep!
But I was seeing such a lovely dream!
So you were dreaming!And whatwasthis dream like?
I was standing in a picturesque place.
And I basked in solitude.
Therewas no onewith me. Neitherwereyou...
You dream ofsuch utterrot! Andthat iswhyyou oversleep.
Get readyfast.Youwon't get breakfast after8.a.m.
oh God!whywas the clockinvented?
Give itto me!
-whyhaven'tyou had a bath? -You gave me a showerin bed.
whywastewaterand time overanothershower?
Breakfasttime is over.
Dad...the clockcould be ahead oftime.
But my son,that clock could also be running late.
-Now get up. - But Dad...
I expectto seeyou in the office at nine sharp.
Mr. Sharma! Areyou ready?!
Let's hurry!
I mustn't be late!
- Have you gotthe brick? -Yes. - Give itto me.
Now make a move!
You must reachthe office before I do. Hurry!
All right.
Must he dothis every day?! was he born late?
Make surethatthisfile reaches me bythis evening.
-Yourtowel is sticking out.- I've seen it.
Thetowel isvisible.
- How did it remainthere?! -Let me remove it.
Mr. Sharma!what areyou doing?!
-Should I remove it? -You should get out!
How did it remainthere?
Sit down.
-Get me a pillow. -Yes, sir.
Take a look atthis girl.
Ayoung and beautiful stenographer...
... sure boosts staffmorale.
I'm not selecting a stenographer.
I've selected herformy son.
In which case, she will boost yourmorale! Isn'tthat so, sir?!
whose daughteris she?
I haven't a clue.Amatchmaker sentthese photographs.
He'll know.
-Do something... - Sure.
Sendthis photograph inthatfileto Raj.
Tell himthat I've sent it.
I'll give itto him.
-Go on! -ohyes!
He standswith his mouth agape!The clown!
-what is it?-Boss has sentthisfileforyou.
Hewantsyouto gothroughthisfile...
Iwill.
Haveyoubeen throughthefile?
I haveapileto gothroughalready.
Puttheother filesaway.
Justgothroughthe fileI'vesentyou.
what'ssospecial aboutthisfile?
Yourmarriage.You'llfinda girl'sphotoinsideit.
Youwillmarryher.
Dad!Is thisthegirl?!
Yes.Do youlikeher?
I'mnotgoingto marrythisgirl!
I amnotasking foryouropinion.
I'mtellingyouthatyou're goingtomarrythisgirl.
Getthat?!
I'llmarryagirlofmychoice. It'saquestionofmylife!
D'youmeantosay thatI'myourenemy?
-Youaren'texactlybeing friendly.-whatd'youmean?!
Takealookatthisgirl. what'swrongwithher?
Beautiful!
-D'youlikeher?-Sure. -Thenmarryher.-Sure.
Takealookforyourself. what'swrongwithher?
How dareyou refuseme?!
Letgoofmyhand!
Allright!I'llcallthe matchmakerrightaway.
I'llfinalisethisproposal! Let'sseehowheevades...
...themarriage.-Letgoofmy hand!-I letgoofitlongago.
Let'sseehowhe evadesthemarriage.
Grandpa!Deargrandpa! Takealookatthis!
-what'sup?-lstood firstinmycollege!
wonderful!I'm soproudofyou!
TheUniversityisgivingmea prizefortheexcellentscores!
-AtickettoParis. -Really?!
It'sforamanagement course.
Mayl go?!It'samatter ofonly25 days!
Pleaseletmego!
That'squite unnecessary.
Youhavehad enoughofeducation.
It'stimeyoulearnt thehouseholdchores.
Degrees'regoing tobe ofnouse...
...whenyoulivewithyour in-laws.She'sright.
we'dlosefacein societyifyoudo...
...anythingwayward inaforeignland!
of800 students, I amtheonly onewhohasgotthischance!
-Pleaseletmego! -Don'tbesad.Youmaygo.
whatareyousaying?!
willyousendayoung girlabroadallalone?
-Sheisn'tgoingalone. -Amlgoing...?
Shannowill accompanyyou.
whyhaven'tyou gonetotheoffice?
Thebossiswaiting thereforyou.
Hehassentmeto takeyoutotheoffice.
Calltheoffice andtellhimthat...
...I'llgotowork ononecondition.
Heisn'tgoingtodiscuss thismarriagewithme.
I'llmarryagirl ofmyownchoice.
-That'simpossible! -why?
Pleasedon'tmind mesayingthis.
Inthishouse,youcan'teven eatordrinkwhatyoulike!
Youcan'tdo whatyouwish.
Youcan'tevenwearthe clothesofyourchoice!
Howcouldyoumarry agirlofyourchoice?!
Mr.Sharma...please don'trousemytemper.
Evenifyougetintoarage, whatcanyoupossiblydo?
Couldyourun awayfromhome?!
whatareyou saying,Mr.Sharma?!
Couldl everrun awayfromhome?!
opensesame!
I'lltravel all overtheworld!
And I won't ever come backhome!
-Aunt! Hurry! -Coming!
The meteristicking!And the luggage is leaded!
I'vetaken the cab. Hurry!
Takethefront seat. Hurry!
Stop!
-we'retakingthis cab! -But I'vetaken it already.
- But I hailedthe cab! -You haven't bought it, I presume.
I'd give up a 100 cabs fora pretty girl likeyou!
But nottoday! Taxi! Move it!
Meena! ourluggage! Stopthe cab!
Stop!
- Come on. -Let's go.
You don't understand,Aunt!
Theyweren't willingto let us go.
Ifthey getto knowthis,...
...they'd saythatwe lost ourluggage before...
...we reachedthe airport.
Andtheywill insistthat more could gowrong.
ourtrip could be cancelled!
what arewe goingto do?!
we can'twearthese clothesfora month!
we can always buy some clothes overthere.
Iflfindthatthief, I'll bash him up!
Aunt!
Youwere cursing him a moment ago!
Andyoujust thanked him!
we're luckyto have come across such a handsomethief!
I'llfix him!
How dareyou run away with ourluggage?!
Such manners! I just returnedyourluggage.
Andyou are insulting me!
Hadwe not cometothe airport,...
... how couldwe have foundthe luggage?
You've got it back, haven'tyou?!
Meaning?Didyou do us afavour?!
Don't quarrelwiththis man. He isworth befriending.
worth befriending! He isn't evenworth making afoe!
Let's go!
You seemto be more sensible byfar.
Madcap!
-Haveyou seen this man?- No.
Maybeyou could've seen him. Pleasetake a look...
Please hurry!
-Haveyou seenthis man? -Excuse me. I'm busy.
-Take a look.You might've... -Sorry. I don't know.
-Areyouthrough? Yes. -Let's move. Hurry.
I've seen her somewhere...
Forget her. Concentrate on him.
Has anyone seenthis man?
This is a public place!
I'mtired. How will I find him?
Let's gotothe domestic airport.
-where'sthat? - overthere...
Excuse me... Ithinkl have seenthem somewhere.
-what'sthatto me?-Neither me! I'm onthe run!
Had histeethbeen allright, hewouldlooklikemyson.
Takethatcapaway, anditcouldbehim.
-Moveit. -Yes.-Fool!
-Haveyoumadea reservation?-Yes.
-Thatwasagoodthingyou did.-ohyes.Nowmoveit.
It'sverynice.
Goon.I'llfilltheform andcomeupstairs.
Aunt!You'vegone offtosleepalready?
Youshouldhavewashed beforegoingtobed.
Areyoutired?
EvenI'mtired. I'mgoingtobathe.
ordersomethingto eat.I'mfamished.
Now getup! Comeon!
Aunt! I gotahug!
Givemethe gownquickly.
Holdon...
Nowwhere isthegown?
-Quick! -I'mgettingit.
Takeit.
Aunt...haveyoubrought Uncle'sgownalong?
It'smyroom.It'smy gown.It'smycheek.
Buttheslapisyours.
That'squiteunfair.
-No!-what's thatinaidof?
Getahold onthattemper.
Else,you'relikely toloseyourshirt.
whatareyoudoing here,Meena?
Youwerecursing himallthewhile.
Andhereyouare...inhis room!Youfooledmeallright.
Youshould'vetakenme intoconfidence,atleast.
It'snothing likethat!
I cameintothisdonkey's roombymistake.
Amistake?!
That's mygown. Leave it here.
-I'll return it afterchanging. -Make sureyouwash it.
we'll have it ironedtoo.
we're inthe room across. Come overfortea.
Let's chat. It'd befun.
-wewon't stayhere! -wherewillyou go?
There's no dearth ofhotels. we'll put up elsewhere.
No betteraview thanfrom here.
You are more sensible byfar!
Ifwe stayhere, I'll haveto see hisface!
And I don't wantto see it!
Andyourface isn'tthe prettiest...
...face inthe world,you know!
Take heraway before lthrow herout!
That'sthe result of being so stubborn.
we can'tfind accommodation anywhere.
Listento me. Let's go back.
Else, wewill haveto sleep onthe pavements at night.
-All right. -That makes sense. Let's go.
Let go. I'll carryit.
what happened?
ourroom has been given away.
Accommodation isn't available here.
- oh God! -what are weto do now?
Havewe met?
we had cometoyour roomthis morning.
Soyou're back, areyou?
He'stryingto add insultto injury.
Unlikeyou, I pay due regardsto...
... my countrymen in aforeign land.
- I see! -And especiallytowomen.
You maybringyour luggage upto myroom.
Didn't ltellyouthat he's a good boy?Come on. Let's go.
we don't even know him,Aunt! How canwe stayin his room?
How long does ittaketo getto know people?
Step aside,willyou?
-I am heraunt. She is... -Meena!And I'mRajesh.
There!Nowweknow each other. Come on. Let's go.
-I'mnotcoming.-Youcan stayonthesidewalk.
It'speoplelike youwhogive...
...ourcountrya badnameabroad.
I don'twanttogive mycountryabadname.
-okay.I'mreadyforyou. -Areyoucoming?
-Comeon. -Let'sgo.
Ill-mannered idiot!Stupid!
Youmakesparkling conversation.
It'syourcompany.
Tellmesomething. Hasthis girl always been likethat?
-or, has she grown up like this?!-Let herbewhat she is!
-I'mnotlikeher.-of coursenot!You'respecial!
-Havesometea.Isitnice? -ohyes,thankyou.
whatisit?
Don'tbeangry. Comeupstairs.
I don'tneedany help.I'mfine.
Youmightcatchachill. Youmightfallsick.
Itwon'tkillme.
Suchatemper!
Don'therparents admonishher?
Theyaren'talive.They diedwhenshewasaninfant.
Heputmetosleepin hisbed!Besidehim!
Getup!ElseI'll bringthisplacedown!
Howaboutsome pipinghottea?!
Shenearly killedme!
whobrought mehere?
YourAuntcouldn't havepickedyouup.
I carriedyouup.
How dareyoupickme upinyourarms?!
whodoyou thinkyouare?!
I can'ttoleratethisany more.Getoutofhere!
whatyou'vedoneisterribly wrong!Howisheatfault?
Youwouldhave beenworseoffhad...
...youtakenillor beenabducted.
Butl likedtheboy assoonasl sawhim.
Youwon'tbeable tofindanyonebetter.
Lookatme.
I didn'tgetthehappiness I expectedoutofmarriage.
You'vebeen bumpingintohim...
... eversincewe sawhiminBombay.
Godmighthave madehimforyou.
Stophim,Meena.
Stophimbeforehegoes toofarawayfromyou.
Goon!
I'msorryforwhatl did. Pleaselistentome!
I'mapologisingtoyou!And youwon'tevenlookatme!
I'mapologisingtoyou!
Please! Takethis!
Suchunfriendly peopleouthere.
Butyouguys aresofriendly!
Letgo! Letmego!
Leaveme.
That'smyhero!
I'mgoingtomarry agirlofmychoice.
wherehaveyougone,son? You'veleftyourfatherbehind.
Afteryouleft, l realisedhowlonely...
... I am... soincomplete withoutyou.
Come backto me, son!
I won't orderyou around anymore.
I swear!You can dowhatyouwant.
I'll smash allthe clocks inthe house.
You can sleep all day andwake all night.
Dowhatyouwant!
Have dinnersforlunch! Eat breakfasts at dinner!
Marrywho youwantto!
But please don't put yourfathertotest!
-Good news, sir!-Has my son beentraced?
Yes. He's in Switzerland.
we've received charge card billsfrom Switzerland.
- Butthere's bad newstoo.-what?!
Lastweekhe ate foodworth Rs. 2500!
- Fool! -Sir...!
Afterall, he's my son! He can spend Rs.2500 onfood.
what's bad aboutthat?
Besides, he has gone to Switzerland.
Notfora holiday inthe suburbs.
And I'm goingthere in pursuit ofmy son.
And I am comingwithyou!
-where areyou going? -To Switzerland!
You?!
Stop gesticulating.
And shut yourmouth.
I can't do it. I have a problem.
Theywon't let people like you enterSwitzerland.
Theywill. Many others have.
- Sir! overthere! Look! -where?!
There!Awhitewoman! She's sofair!
we are here lookingfor my son. Notwhitewomen!
Ifyou everstare at awhite woman again, I'llthrashyou!
-Sir! overthere! Look!-where?!
There! Lookatthe mountainfull ofsnow!
Sit straight.why areyou rocking?
Isn'tthis a lovelyplace?! This is a lovelyplace!
-You looknice inthe hat.-I'llthrashyou.
But I am not wearing a hat.
-Sir! overthere! Look!-where?!
what a beautiful dog!
we are hereto lookformy son. Notto lookforyoursons.
-Yes, sir.-He shows me a dog! Now move it!
-what did hetellyou?! -Help me up!-Sure.
Now,whatdidhesay?!
Hadhetoldme,l wouldn'thavecrashed.
Let'sask someothers.
Sir!over there!Look!
-whatdidyousee?-lf I speak,you'llthrashme.
I'dthrashyou more,ifyoudon't!
You'vetaken tobeatingme!
Ijustsawyour sonoverthere.
Itoldyouso!
You'regoingtobeatmeup whetherltellyou,ordon't.
Iwon't.Nowtellme whereyousawhim?
-Heenteredthehotelover there.-overthere?-Yes.
Doyouhaveonlyoneservant insuchalargehouse?
-Notanymore. -Nomore?
-Heranawaylast week.-Didhe?
-Yes.-Mayl takeupthejob?
I'mnotjoking.I'll serveyouwell.
whydidyou tripoverme?!
whatwereyou doingdownthere?
we'lleatthefood sometimeelse.
Let'sgetout ofherenow!
-what'sup?-Let'sget outofhere,Meena.
what'sup?!
whereare youtakingme?!
Hesawyouandran awaywithmyniece!
Tohellwithyourniece! Mysonranaway!
Isheyourson?!oh hello!I'mheraunt.
-Yourniece?! -Yes.
whydidmysonrun awaywithyourniece?
whywouldayoung manrunawaywith...
...agirlatthesight ofhisfather?
Meaning...?
wantmetotellyou why?Comealong.
Comeon...comewith me.Followme.Moveit.
Let'sget outofhere.
I'vebeennoticingsincelong youtryingtoavoidsomeone.
-whom? -Forgetit.
Lookwhatabeautiful placethisis!
Let'shoneymoonhere afterwegetmarried!
-Tellmewho itis.-MyDad.
Haveyourun awayfromBombay?
Yes!I'monthe runfrommyfather!
Ifhe'shere,you mustseehim.
Andyoumustalso introducemetohim!
Bigdeal!The dayl dothat,...
...he'llstarthatching plotstoseparateus!
Andhewillforcemetomarry justanyonehehappenstolike.
Andwithhim, it'swake-upat7!
Breakfastby8 and toworkat9am!
-Sowhat...-whatif I don'twakeyouat7?
whatifl don'tinsist onbreakfastateight?
whatifitisn'toffice at9 anymore?
-watchout... -Greetings.
Andwhatifl let youmarrythis girl?
He's no sentimentalfool! He's atough businessman.
Let's gofrom here.
why don'tyou understand, Meena?!
Run, Meena! Let's get out ofhere!
Go on! Run away! But my daughter-in-law stays with me!
- Daughter-in-law?! -Yes! This is my daughter-in-law!
You'retryingto trick me Dad...
... you'll change your stand again!
Staying awayfrom you has already changed me, son!
Just come closer to me... Come on!
Look atthat, sir! It's a great restaurant!
Niceto havefound my son, and a daughter-in-law,too.
Notyourdaughter-in-law yet. But shewill soon be.
Soon enough afterI've talkedto herparents.
Myparents are no more.
It's actually myfather,...
... hergrandpa, who makes allthe decisions.
-I'll meet him, inthat case. -Grandpa is short-tempered.
Myfather's no less... and I still suspect him.
withtwo ofa kind,there won't be a problem at all!
Take a look atthat, sir...! AnAir-lndiaflight!
I always knew she's afast one!
And she'd show hertrue colours,...
... once she went abroad!
That's exactly what she has done!
And she has brought us allto shame!
what's wrong with all ofyou? why are youfanningthefire?
But, of course! we're her enemies, aren'twe?!
It's all because yourinsistence, Dad!
Had she not gone abroad,this would neverhave happened.
Good God!Youfolks're making mountains out ofmolehills!
She has onlyfallen in love.Andthat's no sin!
And lfound himto bethe decent sort.
Theylooked greattogether!
God savethem fromthe evil eye!
Besides,what'sthe harm ifhe marries her?
Just shut up!
I sentyou along,to keep an eye on her...
...andyou come back with a love story!
Andwhy didyou go there?!To study?
ortofall in love withthisfellow?
Isthis howyou repay mylove and indulgence?
Rajesh is avery decent boy, Grandpa.
Please agreeto meet him.Just once...
I'll abide by any decision youtake afterwards.
It's notthe boys and...
... girlswho decide on marriages in ourfamily.
I can always see him later.
Ask himto send hisfather overfirst.
You're grooming me up as ifl werethe one getting married!
Meena'sfolks haven't met meyet, Dad...
They'd get an idea about mefromthewayyou look.
It'sjustforyoursakethat I'm going overtotheirplace.
Else,the mere mention ofmyname...
... is enoughto dothetrick.
Please don'tusethathigh and mightytone outthere, Dad!
Bepolite and humble... please?
whymustl?Noway! I'mthegroom'sfather!
-won'tyoubehumble then?-No, sir!
Verywellthen.Thistime youwon'tbeabletofindme!
Iwasjustjoking,andyou... whattheheck!Iwon'tgo!
Lookatthewatch, Dad...you'relate!
Letthechauffeurcome.
willyoulosestatusif youdrivethecaryourself?
Theweddingwon'tbeputoff, ifI'malittlelate,willit?
I'lldrivethecarforyou! Givemethekeys.
You?!
I'dratherhirean auto-rickshaw...
...thanletyou drivemethere.
I'lldrivedownonmyown. Closeyourmouth.
Nottoday!Everytimeyou laughsomethinggoeswrong!
Don'tlaugh...Please! Notacrackanywhere!
Hey, blindbat!
Comebackhere!
Stopthatcar andgetdown!
Getdown! Getdown,l say!
-whatdidyousay? -whatthehellisthis?
well...youcalledmea blind-bat,didn'tyou?
-Yes,l did!-lf youwanttodie...
...youcanthrow yourselfunderatrain.
-whypickonmycar?-what elseareyou,ifnotblind?!
Doyouthinkyou'reaking,just becauseyouaredrivingacar?
Can'tyouseepeople walkingaround?
Therearepavements forpedestrians!
Andthereare zebra-crossings!
whydoyouwantto dieunder mycar, like a piece ofslime?
You called me slime?!
I've seen many tramps likeyou!
Now getthe hell out ofhere!
-Didyou call me a tramp?!-Exactly!
old bag ofbones! He dares call me atramp!
You're atramp bornto afamilyoftramps!
I could pickup a stone and wreckyourcar!Just get lost!
Alittle dent, andyou'll be dead manytimes over!
Lookatyou, old man! You're shaking like a leaf!
Ablowfrom me, andyou'd be as dead as a dodo!
I'm on mywayfor an auspicious deed.
Soyou're lucky to be alive.
Else I would have knocked yourdentures out!
-Am I lucky!-Poorsod can't even hold his stick.
-will somebodyplease help him? -Shut up, everyone!
Take himto a mad-house.
Get lost!
Chatterbox!
Get out!
Stop!
Catchyou later!
Heybeggar!This isn't a poor-house!
Shut up!Yourfathermust have been a beggar!
Father!what'sthis?! How didthis happen?!
Now don'tyou chew my brains! I'm in a rage!
Just packyourstuff and get out ofhere!
-How didthis happen? -The man and his car!
Give people a carandthey'll drive likethey'reflying planes!
And pedestrians aretreated likeflies!
Had I been carrying a gun, I would've shot him!
That'swhyl wanted to come along.
I would've battered him like a song!
Shut yourselfup and singyourselfa song!
Please don't get angry anymore.
And dowashyourself.
Couldyou perhaps recallthe licence numberonthe car?
why onlythe number?His face is etched in mymind!
I'll blacken his faceforsure!
I won't spare him! I won't!
Even ifl haveto go againstthe law!
Couldyoutell me whereAnand Nivas is?
Anand Nivas?Isn't thatthe mad-house?
Notthat one. I'd liketo go to Mr. Dinanath's residence.
That's him! He'sthe leaderof the madmenwho live inthere!
whywouldyouwant to goto a mad-house?
Justtell me,willyou?
well it doesn't make a differenceto me ifyou insist.
Go straight down and turn right...andthen left.
Thenyou'll cometo a housewhere...
... everyone seems to be screaming.
That'sthe mad-house.
And do see me on yourwayback, willyou?
-Make sureyou see me.-That sure sounds like a madman.
-Greetings.-Greetings. I'm sorryto be late.
welcome.wewere waitingforyou.
I'mVidyanath. I teach in a college.
I'm Meena's Uncle.
-This is mybrother.-I'm Jeevan. Meena's Uncle.
-lntroduce metoo!-This isRinku;He's aterror!
-Andwhat'syourgood name?-Greetings.
He'smyuncle.He's amusicdirector.
Nicemeetingyou.
Andwouldyoubeinterested inmakingafilm?
-I don'twatchmovies. -That'sstrange!
He'sourfather.
-Him?! -Yes.
Father...!
Look..who'shere.
HeisRajesh'sfather.
You!How dareyou come rightinsidemyhouse?!
Shutthegates! Hemustn'tescape!
-Father...?! -lwon'tsparehim!
-Fetchmygun!-whyare enragedatseeinghim?!
Hesplashedmuck alloverme!MyGun!
Pleaselistentome!I didn'tdoitonpurpose!
-Hedidn'tdoitonpurpose! -ltwasanaccident.
Certainlynot!
Andnowyoucomehere toproposeanalliance!
Ithappens allthetime.
I didn'tknowthatl wascomingtoyou!
Pleasedon'tbeangry. Let'sdiscussthematch.
I shallnevergetintoan alliancewithyourfamily!
Never!
Justgetoutofhere!
You'remakingamountain outofamolehill!
You'vebrokennobones.And youaren'tdead,areyou?!
wereyoualso planningtokillme?!
Andyoucalled meafilthybeggar!
Butyouwere cursingmetoo!
Notawordmore! Justgetout!
-Father...please... -Getout!
Please,Mr.Dinanath. I'veapologised.
I'llgrovelatyour feetifyouwant.
Pleasedon'truinthelives oftheyoungonesinrage.
Letthemmarry.
Iwon'tletyoursonmarry mygrand-daughter...
...evenifitmeansthatshe remainsaspinsterallherlife.
Now get outofhere!
Ifwecrossthestreets ever again, I'llhaveagun!
Rememberthat!
-I knewyouwould messitup!-I didn't!
Couldl have knownthat...
...theoldmanwouldturnout tobeMeena'sgrandpa?
Hadl known,lwould havelickedhimclean!
Beitanyone!
whymustyougetinto afightwithanoldman?!
I didn't.Hecursedme.And lwastheonewhoapologised!
-Apologise?! Didyou?-Yes.
-Really?! -AskMeena!
Didyoureally apologise?
-willyoumindifl call Meena?-I don'tmindatall.
Strange!Myoldman changesforthebetter.
Andtheother goeshaywire!
Pleasegive thelinetoMeena.
-whoisthis? -Rajeshspeaking.
-whosecallisit? -It'sforMeena.
whoisit?
Rajeshspeaking.
BeforeyoutalktoMeena, youtalktome!Speakup!
Iwouldliketoapologise forwhathashappened.
Youmayapologiseand grovel.Andyoumay...
...washmysoiled clothesforalll care!
I amreallyashamed!
Liveinshameallyourlife! Anddon'tyouevercallagain!
Keepapailofmuckat home.Ifyoueversee...
...thefatherortheson, dousetheminthemuck!
Asifoneproblem wasn'tenough!
Don'tyoublameme.
Notatall.Infact,lwas praisingthisotherone.
Nothing.
oh,it'snothingatall.
-Pleasewashmyclothes. -Andminetoo.
-ButI'mgoingtocollegenow. -College?!whatcollege?
Butyou've graduatedalready.
D'youwanttojoin thegovernment?
Timeyougotused tothehousehold.
You'dmakea goodhousewife.
Grandpa!Iwanttostudy! Pleaseletmegotocollege!
whatwillhesay? wearen'tenemies.
wedon'twish youanyharm.
wehadadvised againstcollegeearlier.
Butyouwenttocollege.
Andwhata romanceyouhad!
Shemustbegoing tomeetthatboy.
Nowshecan'tmeetthat fellowwhensheisathome.
Pleasedon'tdiscontinue mystudies.
Pleaseletme gotocollege.
They'reright.Youdon'tneed anyfurthereducation.
Just stayathome.
Goinside.
Now don't gotoyour roomandweep.
There's alot of workleftto do.
-Mylegsareaching.-And I'mfeelingill.Let'sgo.
Grandpa!
Don'tshout. what'sup?
I'venews!You'llbe delightedtohearit!
what'ssogreat?!Have youfoundaservant?
Yes!I'vefound aservant!
Hewasonthestreet askingforwork.
I broughthimover. But I didn'tdiscussmoney.
welldone!Nowtelleveryone! He'sagodsendforeveryone!
Mummy!Daddy!Uncles!Aunt! Hurry!Aservantishere!
-Aservant?! -whereishe?!
-overthere.-I can't believemyears!
what'syourname?
MynameisRaju.
wheredidyou workbeforethis?
-AtMr.Amit'splace. -who'sthat?
Mr.AmitabhBachchan.(An immenselysuccessfulactor)
whoputyou onthejobthere?
Noonein particular.
HetippedmeRs.100 quietly andaskedmetoworkforhim.
Andofflwent.
Andwhointroduced youtoSridevi?
Salman(anactor)did.
-HeknowsSalman too!-Yes.
Hehappenedto seemeonce...
...whenlwaswithDharmendra (actor).Andlwasintears.
Salmanaskedme whylwascrying.
I saidthatlhadtocook almostasmuchas...
...you'dhaveto feedanarmy.
Iflservedburntbread, thefather...
...andhismachosons wouldbashmeup.
Theygowildwhenthey losetheirheads.
otherwisethey're goodatheart.
whointroducedyou toDharmendra?
AkshayKumar actor) did.
Andwho introduced youto him?
An actress. But I can't tellyouwho she is.
Butyou must!
Thoughthere isn't much of a needfora reference...
...d'you have anyonewho can give a good reference?
-I can't give any references.- I see...
-Employme ifyou wantto.-Sure...
Anyway, I have an open offer from Madhuri Dixit (actress).
- oh no! - Don't dothat! - l know him.- I havethe offer.
I know him.
How could she know him?
Aren't youthe one who used to workforMr. Subhash?
-which Mr. Subhash? -Subhash Ghai (film-maker)
He usedto live nearmyin-laws.
You didthe cleaning in his house.
oh! Mr. Subhash Ghai! ofcourse!
-Remember?!-And l rememberseeingyou around.
whydidyou leavethatjob?
He axedme after afilmflopped.
Nevermindthat. Nowtell mewherethekitchenis.
There!
-Milkforme. Nottea. -whoistheteafor?
-Teaforeveryone else.-Namethem.
wheredo theydwell?
Uncleandauntinthe roomontheleftupstairs.
Myroomis ontheright.
-MummyandDaddyshare myroomwithme.-lsee!
Grandpalivesinthe roomdownthere.
AndUnclePuppy staysthere.
I see.Andwho elsestayshere?
Shannolives herenowadays.
-whoelseishere? -Dimpleis.
-whoelse? -And...Meena.
Andwhereis shenowadays?
-Shestaysinherroomand weeps.-Doesshenow?!
Nowthatlamhere, shewon'tcry.
Andwhereisher room?-Upthere.
Nowdon'tyou boremeanymore.
ElseI'llquit. Getlost.
Howaboutacup ofstrongtea?
-I don'twantany.Goaway. -what'sthisl hear?
I hearthatyouarecrying yourheartoutthesedays.
Mustyouspillthose million-dollartears...
...foracheap photograph?
Forgetthatphotograph andlet's embrace.
-I'm atyourservice, ma'am! -You scoundrel!
How d'you likewhatyou see? How about my suggestion?
-I see!-why areyou posing as a servant?
Kings have abdicatedthrones forthe sake oflove.
I merelywalked awayfrom a comfortable life.
But it's easierplaying the Romeo...
...than doing household chores.
wordswon't cooklunch. How areyou goingto cook?
I'll do it.And I'll keep everyone pleased.
Vegetarian delights! Non-vegetarian delicacies!
And Chinese dishes!
Raju's culinary skills! It's all spread out onthistable!
Serve us upstairs.
And we'd liketo eat in ourroomtoo.
I don't understand whypeople here...
... can't sit downto suppertogether.
we are more at ease eating in ourrooms.
Nothing doing! I don'twant toworkin such a household!
-Raju! Don't leave! -we're coming!
Nowyou'll have to sit atthetable.
Uselessfellows! Come on. Sit down.
You've cooked all thiswith such care.
How could we refuseyou?
- Do sit down. -Yes. Let's sit.
Mywifefooled me.
She gave me 3 sons. But none are as good asyou are.
God blessyou. Mayyou live long.
I'lltake it.You must relax now.
The phone keeps ringing inthis house all day.
Hello, Raj! It's l...
Hello, Uncle!
Uncle, eh?! No soonerthan he steps into his in-law's house!
Yes... I see... right.
I see.. isthe oldfool somewhere nearby?
-Absolutely. -And what areyou doing?
Massaging hisfeet.
Forget his legs. Getthe neck! Strangle him!
I know howto workon him.
He's asking meto give you a good massage.
-Yes...-what does youruncle do?
-what does he do? -He's a guard.
Aguard... ohyes,withthe increasingthefts nowadays...
I see... no,that doesn't happenwhen he's around.
Askhimto be on his guard duringthe daytimetoo.
-The daytimes!-Now hold on a minute, Uncle.
He isn't active anymore.
He hastaken in 2fellows whoworkforhim.
-I see!-Thosefellows stand inforhim.
Howismy daughter-in-law?