1 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:25,605 This oldfaithful will stand by methrough life. 2 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:29,613 The rest are useless. 3 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:38,756 Lucky girl! You've been clever. 4 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:42,485 Now I havetoface the music all alone. 5 00:02:42,695 --> 00:02:43,855 Babu! Mytea! 6 00:02:44,964 --> 00:02:49,230 The animals in our zoo havewoken up. 7 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:51,871 Babu! Get up! 8 00:02:57,477 --> 00:02:58,808 It's started all overagain. 9 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,874 -Mybreakfast. -Coming up! 10 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:06,552 Babu! Mymilk! 11 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:08,311 Coming up! 12 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:09,822 Babu! where'sthe milk? 13 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,347 Coming up! 14 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:13,752 Babu!warm waterformybath! 15 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:15,759 Coming up! 16 00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:16,894 Babu! My clothes! 17 00:03:17,463 --> 00:03:20,227 No! I won't do it! I'm not going to do anything! I'm going mad! 18 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:23,694 where are you offto? 19 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,236 I've gone offmyhead. 20 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:28,799 Myhead is swimming! 21 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:31,708 You make me do thejob often men! 22 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:35,506 Andyou don't even paymeforone! 23 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:38,339 -To hell...? -To hellwithyou! 24 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:42,552 Greetings, sir.And take care ofyourself. 25 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:47,724 Uselessfellows! Babu is gone! 26 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:51,829 Nowyou can do the choresyourselves! 27 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:52,932 To hellwithyou! 28 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:55,933 Listen! wake up! 29 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:58,733 Babu has left! Get up! 30 00:03:58,938 --> 00:04:00,735 what?! Has Babu left us?! 31 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:01,907 -Yes! - Hell! 32 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:03,602 Listen! wake up! 33 00:04:03,843 --> 00:04:06,141 - Babu has run away!-what?! 34 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:08,075 Meena!where's mytea?! 35 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:12,250 Meena! I haveto getto work. Please iron my clothes. 36 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:14,676 Please get me somewarm waterfora bath, Meena. 37 00:04:15,888 --> 00:04:19,847 Meena! How about some breakfast? 38 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:21,684 Nowthat Babu is gone,... 39 00:04:21,894 --> 00:04:24,522 ...they'll make life hellforthe poororphan. 40 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:29,395 Myhenpecked sonswill never asktheirwivesto do athing! 41 00:04:29,902 --> 00:04:32,735 Nothingwrongwith working. I'm here! 42 00:04:32,905 --> 00:04:36,534 why should my auntswork? 43 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:39,742 -Besides, I'mtheyoungest. -So is Lakshmi's daughter. 44 00:04:40,179 --> 00:04:41,737 why doesn't she dothe chores? 45 00:04:41,914 --> 00:04:45,179 Forget it; I lovethework. 46 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:48,644 -Now have a cup oftea. -only afterthe others. 47 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:50,914 I won't serve anyone else before I've servedyou. 48 00:04:51,257 --> 00:04:52,554 Nowtakethis cup. 49 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:55,859 Now give me a smile. 50 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:00,664 Tea coming up! 51 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:03,869 what's going on?! 52 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:06,228 Not a single servant remains inthis house. 53 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:07,731 This is such a large household. 54 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:09,238 How can a servant handle so much? 55 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:12,236 -we should employ 2 servants. -And who paysthem? 56 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:13,736 Youfatherwill, ofcourse! 57 00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:17,273 He's sittingtight on a pile ofcash. 58 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:19,412 -what areyou doing?! -Can't he pay2 servants? 59 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:21,079 Dad is ofthe opinionthat... 60 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:23,552 ... he has done morethan enough as afather. 61 00:05:23,756 --> 00:05:25,747 He has brought us up, got us married,... 62 00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:27,415 ... and has given us a placeto live in. 63 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,427 Now it's upto usto earn ourlivelihoods. 64 00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:31,759 -How about a cup ofhottea?-Tea! 65 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:33,859 -Good morning, Uncle. -Good morning. 66 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,225 -Have a cup oftea. -No. I don'twanttea. 67 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,864 IsDimplenotupyet? 68 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:40,437 Don'twakeherup. 69 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:42,873 -Shereturnedfromthe discoat2 a.m.-I see! 70 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:46,304 -Giveheraglassofwarm milkwhenshegetsup.-Sure. 71 00:05:48,981 --> 00:05:50,812 D'youthinkit's rightforagirlto... 72 00:05:50,983 --> 00:05:52,450 ...comehomefrom adiscoat2a.m.? 73 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:53,686 Perfectlyallright! 74 00:05:54,253 --> 00:05:56,551 -Youhaven'tgiven meareply.-Towhat? 75 00:05:56,989 --> 00:05:59,150 Youdon'teven trytounderstand! 76 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:03,059 Ifweliveapart,wecan affordaservantatleast. 77 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,258 Andwe'rea smallfamilyof3. 78 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:07,763 Theservant wouldcomecheap. 79 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,725 Youfool!If weleave,... 80 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:13,765 ...Dadwillgivethishouse awaytomyelderbrother. 81 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:16,835 D'yourealisethevalueof thishouseinthesetimes? 82 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:18,268 Pipinghottea! 83 00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:20,270 Goodmorning,Uncle. Goodmorning,Aunt. 84 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:25,173 Pleaseironmyclothes. I havetogettowork. 85 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,283 Sure. 86 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:28,410 where'sRinku? Hehastogotoschool. 87 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:30,178 -Hehasleftalready. -I see. 88 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:39,325 You'veleftmesaddledwith aBremen-townmusician! 89 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,734 Hehasn'teven brushedhisteeth. 90 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,460 Andthatcacophony irritatesme! 91 00:06:49,442 --> 00:06:50,340 Uncle... 92 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:52,144 -Uncle...! -whatisit? 93 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:55,542 -I'llmissschoolforyour sake.-How come? 94 00:06:56,182 --> 00:06:57,615 Youaskedmetotellyou howlfindyourtunes. 95 00:06:58,184 --> 00:06:59,708 Andyouhaven'tyet finishedasingletune! 96 00:07:00,119 --> 00:07:02,019 I'minafix.I'vegoneover allthesongs...oldandnew. 97 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:03,746 Butthereisn'ta singletuneleft! 98 00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:05,647 Musicdirectors haven'tsparedany! 99 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:08,593 I can'tplagiariseasingle tune. ButI'mstilltrying... 100 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:14,829 Holdit!what'sthat you're singing? 101 00:07:15,701 --> 00:07:16,668 I'm not singing. 102 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:18,030 I wasjust going overthe multiplicationtables. 103 00:07:18,237 --> 00:07:20,671 ohwhatever!Just do it loud and clear. 104 00:07:21,707 --> 00:07:23,334 Two one's aretwo. Twotwo's arefour. 105 00:07:23,509 --> 00:07:25,136 -Twothree's are six.-That's it! 106 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:31,810 Got it! 107 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,283 Great! Ifound thetune! 108 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:37,086 It'stoughto score atune. Isthat so, Uncle? 109 00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:39,349 True. Butthe kid wouldn't understandthat. 110 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:44,857 -ohyes!Youworkso hard atit.-That'strue. 111 00:07:45,264 --> 00:07:46,526 First onehastolisten to songsinEnglish. 112 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,532 Andthenyoumustplagiarise theseintoHinditunes. 113 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:51,236 That'snotajoke! Isthatso,UnclePuppy?! 114 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:55,663 You'repokingfun atme,aren'tyou?! 115 00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:58,367 -Notatall!-whered'you thinkyou'rerunningaway?! 116 00:07:58,778 --> 00:07:59,802 Please!Iwas justjoking! 117 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:04,683 Daddy! 118 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:06,718 what'sup? whathappened? 119 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,754 willyoustopwailing andsaysomething...? 120 00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:11,713 Mustyou cryout oftune, sister? Justtell uswhat's up. 121 00:08:12,191 --> 00:08:13,215 oh! How can l saythis, Daddy?! 122 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:17,762 I've left Sunil once andforall! 123 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:19,189 -Really?!-what's she saying?! 124 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:20,799 what d'you mean?! 125 00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:22,625 This is a marriage! 126 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,803 Not a rented apartment you canwalk out of! 127 00:08:25,204 --> 00:08:27,001 what else could l have done, Daddy?! 128 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:30,107 Sunil usedto wake me up early! 129 00:08:30,309 --> 00:08:31,003 He usedtoforce meto maketea,... 130 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:33,041 ... cookbreakfast and dothe chores! 131 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:35,007 And I asked him on hisfacewhether... 132 00:08:35,214 --> 00:08:36,704 ... he married meto do hisworkforhim. 133 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:38,376 He could have employed a maidto dothe chores. 134 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:41,651 As it is,we don't have a servant now, and she arrives! 135 00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:43,188 -what?- l meanto saythat... 136 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,187 ...she shouldn't have left him atthis point oftime. 137 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:49,192 I left my husbandto come to myfather's house! 138 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,023 I haven't come here to live offyou! 139 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:55,399 Come with me, aunt. Let me get you a glass ofwater. 140 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:57,262 Get me somethingto eat. I'mfamished! 141 00:08:57,503 --> 00:08:59,403 Come... you can eat all you want. 142 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:00,761 Must you shoot yourmouth off? 143 00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:07,578 I can only praythat Meena marries into a decentfamily. 144 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:13,719 who isthis? 145 00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:18,021 It is past 7.30.And you are still asleep! 146 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:20,215 But I was seeing such a lovely dream! 147 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,523 So you were dreaming!And whatwasthis dream like? 148 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,456 I was standing in a picturesque place. 149 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:25,654 And I basked in solitude. 150 00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:28,758 Therewas no onewith me. Neitherwereyou... 151 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,532 You dream ofsuch utterrot! Andthat iswhyyou oversleep. 152 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:34,635 Get readyfast.Youwon't get breakfast after8.a.m. 153 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:41,679 oh God!whywas the clockinvented? 154 00:09:55,828 --> 00:09:56,795 Give itto me! 155 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,595 -whyhaven'tyou had a bath? -You gave me a showerin bed. 156 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,790 whywastewaterand time overanothershower? 157 00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:12,469 Breakfasttime is over. 158 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:17,105 Dad...the clockcould be ahead oftime. 159 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:19,614 But my son,that clock could also be running late. 160 00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:21,217 -Now get up. - But Dad... 161 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:23,355 I expectto seeyou in the office at nine sharp. 162 00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:33,622 Mr. Sharma! Areyou ready?! 163 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:36,301 Let's hurry! 164 00:10:37,436 --> 00:10:38,334 I mustn't be late! 165 00:10:38,904 --> 00:10:41,498 - Have you gotthe brick? -Yes. - Give itto me. 166 00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:42,639 Now make a move! 167 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:43,772 You must reachthe office before I do. Hurry! 168 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:45,075 All right. 169 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:49,508 Must he dothis every day?! was he born late? 170 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:04,379 Make surethatthisfile reaches me bythis evening. 171 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:32,303 -Yourtowel is sticking out.- I've seen it. 172 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,241 Thetowel isvisible. 173 00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,581 - How did it remainthere?! -Let me remove it. 174 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:39,584 Mr. Sharma!what areyou doing?! 175 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,118 -Should I remove it? -You should get out! 176 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,131 How did it remainthere? 177 00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:17,389 Sit down. 178 00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:20,722 -Get me a pillow. -Yes, sir. 179 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,070 Take a look atthis girl. 180 00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:37,766 Ayoung and beautiful stenographer... 181 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,439 ... sure boosts staffmorale. 182 00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:42,069 I'm not selecting a stenographer. 183 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:43,213 I've selected herformy son. 184 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:45,383 In which case, she will boost yourmorale! Isn'tthat so, sir?! 185 00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:47,719 whose daughteris she? 186 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,782 I haven't a clue.Amatchmaker sentthese photographs. 187 00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:51,156 He'll know. 188 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:53,158 -Do something... - Sure. 189 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,722 Sendthis photograph inthatfileto Raj. 190 00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:58,791 Tell himthat I've sent it. 191 00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:00,096 I'll give itto him. 192 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:02,297 -Go on! -ohyes! 193 00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:04,401 He standswith his mouth agape!The clown! 194 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,036 -what is it?-Boss has sentthisfileforyou. 195 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:13,109 Hewantsyouto gothroughthisfile... 196 00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:17,204 Iwill. 197 00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:22,050 Haveyoubeen throughthefile? 198 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,355 I haveapileto gothroughalready. 199 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,356 Puttheother filesaway. 200 00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:27,514 Justgothroughthe fileI'vesentyou. 201 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,184 what'ssospecial aboutthisfile? 202 00:15:29,461 --> 00:15:32,430 Yourmarriage.You'llfinda girl'sphotoinsideit. 203 00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:33,620 Youwillmarryher. 204 00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:39,437 Dad!Is thisthegirl?! 205 00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:41,161 Yes.Do youlikeher? 206 00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:42,963 I'mnotgoingto marrythisgirl! 207 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,635 I amnotasking foryouropinion. 208 00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:48,742 I'mtellingyouthatyou're goingtomarrythisgirl. 209 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,105 Getthat?! 210 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,484 I'llmarryagirlofmychoice. It'saquestionofmylife! 211 00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:00,316 D'youmeantosay thatI'myourenemy? 212 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,460 -Youaren'texactlybeing friendly.-whatd'youmean?! 213 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,629 Takealookatthisgirl. what'swrongwithher? 214 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:06,196 Beautiful! 215 00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,195 -D'youlikeher?-Sure. -Thenmarryher.-Sure. 216 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,434 Takealookforyourself. what'swrongwithher? 217 00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:14,171 How dareyou refuseme?! 218 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:15,507 Letgoofmyhand! 219 00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:20,507 Allright!I'llcallthe matchmakerrightaway. 220 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,513 I'llfinalisethisproposal! Let'sseehowheevades... 221 00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:24,511 ...themarriage.-Letgoofmy hand!-I letgoofitlongago. 222 00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:28,186 Let'sseehowhe evadesthemarriage. 223 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:33,117 Grandpa!Deargrandpa! Takealookatthis! 224 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,657 -what'sup?-lstood firstinmycollege! 225 00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:38,492 wonderful!I'm soproudofyou! 226 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:42,262 TheUniversityisgivingmea prizefortheexcellentscores! 227 00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:44,994 -AtickettoParis. -Really?! 228 00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:46,261 It'sforamanagement course. 229 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,235 Mayl go?!It'samatter ofonly25 days! 230 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,399 Pleaseletmego! 231 00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:52,210 That'squite unnecessary. 232 00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:53,511 Youhavehad enoughofeducation. 233 00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:55,508 It'stimeyoulearnt thehouseholdchores. 234 00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:57,215 Degrees'regoing tobe ofnouse... 235 00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:59,247 ...whenyoulivewithyour in-laws.She'sright. 236 00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:01,451 we'dlosefacein societyifyoudo... 237 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,087 ...anythingwayward inaforeignland! 238 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:07,658 of800 students, I amtheonly onewhohasgotthischance! 239 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:11,663 -Pleaseletmego! -Don'tbesad.Youmaygo. 240 00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:14,466 whatareyousaying?! 241 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:17,659 willyousendayoung girlabroadallalone? 242 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,597 -Sheisn'tgoingalone. -Amlgoing...? 243 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,201 Shannowill accompanyyou. 244 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:28,480 whyhaven'tyou gonetotheoffice? 245 00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:29,978 Thebossiswaiting thereforyou. 246 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,982 Hehassentmeto takeyoutotheoffice. 247 00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:35,317 Calltheoffice andtellhimthat... 248 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:36,486 ...I'llgotowork ononecondition. 249 00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:38,354 Heisn'tgoingtodiscuss thismarriagewithme. 250 00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:40,114 I'llmarryagirl ofmyownchoice. 251 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,548 -That'simpossible! -why? 252 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,493 Pleasedon'tmind mesayingthis. 253 00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:47,655 Inthishouse,youcan'teven eatordrinkwhatyoulike! 254 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:49,234 Youcan'tdo whatyouwish. 255 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,892 Youcan'tevenwearthe clothesofyourchoice! 256 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,438 Howcouldyoumarry agirlofyourchoice?! 257 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,441 Mr.Sharma...please don'trousemytemper. 258 00:17:57,643 --> 00:18:00,168 Evenifyougetintoarage, whatcanyoupossiblydo? 259 00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:01,970 Couldyourun awayfromhome?! 260 00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,340 whatareyou saying,Mr.Sharma?! 261 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:06,844 Couldl everrun awayfromhome?! 262 00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:10,285 opensesame! 263 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:16,494 I'lltravel all overtheworld! 264 00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:19,290 And I won't ever come backhome! 265 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,023 -Aunt! Hurry! -Coming! 266 00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:28,303 The meteristicking!And the luggage is leaded! 267 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,167 I'vetaken the cab. Hurry! 268 00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:32,037 Takethefront seat. Hurry! 269 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,040 Stop! 270 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,409 -we'retakingthis cab! -But I'vetaken it already. 271 00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:42,680 - But I hailedthe cab! -You haven't bought it, I presume. 272 00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:50,060 I'd give up a 100 cabs fora pretty girl likeyou! 273 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:51,927 But nottoday! Taxi! Move it! 274 00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:55,363 Meena! ourluggage! Stopthe cab! 275 00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:58,934 Stop! 276 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:02,872 - Come on. -Let's go. 277 00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:06,244 You don't understand,Aunt! 278 00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:08,242 Theyweren't willingto let us go. 279 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,039 Ifthey getto knowthis,... 280 00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,443 ...they'd saythatwe lost ourluggage before... 281 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:13,583 ...we reachedthe airport. 282 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:14,918 Andtheywill insistthat more could gowrong. 283 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,510 ourtrip could be cancelled! 284 00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:18,256 what arewe goingto do?! 285 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:20,584 we can'twearthese clothesfora month! 286 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,529 we can always buy some clothes overthere. 287 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:28,630 Iflfindthatthief, I'll bash him up! 288 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,167 Aunt! 289 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,079 Youwere cursing him a moment ago! 290 00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:51,346 Andyoujust thanked him! 291 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,084 we're luckyto have come across such a handsomethief! 292 00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:57,584 I'llfix him! 293 00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:02,966 How dareyou run away with ourluggage?! 294 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,601 Such manners! I just returnedyourluggage. 295 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:05,665 Andyou are insulting me! 296 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:07,594 Hadwe not cometothe airport,... 297 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:08,668 ... how couldwe have foundthe luggage? 298 00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:10,098 You've got it back, haven'tyou?! 299 00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,970 Meaning?Didyou do us afavour?! 300 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:17,611 Don't quarrelwiththis man. He isworth befriending. 301 00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:20,618 worth befriending! He isn't evenworth making afoe! 302 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:23,478 Let's go! 303 00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:26,419 You seemto be more sensible byfar. 304 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:29,158 Madcap! 305 00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:33,426 -Haveyou seen this man?- No. 306 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:40,036 Maybeyou could've seen him. Pleasetake a look... 307 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:41,661 Please hurry! 308 00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:44,904 -Haveyou seenthis man? -Excuse me. I'm busy. 309 00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:47,304 -Take a look.You might've... -Sorry. I don't know. 310 00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:49,670 -Areyouthrough? Yes. -Let's move. Hurry. 311 00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:51,908 I've seen her somewhere... 312 00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:54,314 Forget her. Concentrate on him. 313 00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:57,416 Has anyone seenthis man? 314 00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:59,315 This is a public place! 315 00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:00,422 I'mtired. How will I find him? 316 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:01,355 Let's gotothe domestic airport. 317 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:02,627 -where'sthat? - overthere... 318 00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:06,358 Excuse me... Ithinkl have seenthem somewhere. 319 00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,360 -what'sthatto me?-Neither me! I'm onthe run! 320 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:17,040 Had histeethbeen allright, hewouldlooklikemyson. 321 00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:18,535 Takethatcapaway, anditcouldbehim. 322 00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:21,669 -Moveit. -Yes.-Fool! 323 00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:42,599 -Haveyoumadea reservation?-Yes. 324 00:25:43,008 --> 00:25:45,033 -Thatwasagoodthingyou did.-ohyes.Nowmoveit. 325 00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:53,216 It'sverynice. 326 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:03,156 Goon.I'llfilltheform andcomeupstairs. 327 00:26:15,273 --> 00:26:16,865 Aunt!You'vegone offtosleepalready? 328 00:26:17,542 --> 00:26:18,873 Youshouldhavewashed beforegoingtobed. 329 00:26:19,377 --> 00:26:20,401 Areyoutired? 330 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:24,312 EvenI'mtired. I'mgoingtobathe. 331 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,143 ordersomethingto eat.I'mfamished. 332 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,019 Now getup! Comeon! 333 00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:36,522 Aunt! I gotahug! 334 00:26:37,295 --> 00:26:38,990 Givemethe gownquickly. 335 00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:41,988 Holdon... 336 00:26:44,002 --> 00:26:45,196 Nowwhere isthegown? 337 00:26:47,572 --> 00:26:49,335 -Quick! -I'mgettingit. 338 00:26:54,045 --> 00:26:55,012 Takeit. 339 00:26:56,047 --> 00:26:58,072 Aunt...haveyoubrought Uncle'sgownalong? 340 00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:30,946 It'smyroom.It'smy gown.It'smycheek. 341 00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:32,083 Buttheslapisyours. 342 00:27:32,584 --> 00:27:33,744 That'squiteunfair. 343 00:27:34,452 --> 00:27:36,943 -No!-what's thatinaidof? 344 00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:39,750 Getahold onthattemper. 345 00:27:39,924 --> 00:27:43,223 Else,you'relikely toloseyourshirt. 346 00:27:44,062 --> 00:27:45,029 whatareyoudoing here,Meena? 347 00:27:45,196 --> 00:27:46,527 Youwerecursing himallthewhile. 348 00:27:46,865 --> 00:27:48,958 Andhereyouare...inhis room!Youfooledmeallright. 349 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,097 Youshould'vetakenme intoconfidence,atleast. 350 00:27:51,636 --> 00:27:52,762 It'snothing likethat! 351 00:27:52,937 --> 00:27:54,529 I cameintothisdonkey's roombymistake. 352 00:27:54,873 --> 00:27:55,840 Amistake?! 353 00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:00,978 That's mygown. Leave it here. 354 00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:03,313 -I'll return it afterchanging. -Make sureyouwash it. 355 00:28:03,581 --> 00:28:04,741 we'll have it ironedtoo. 356 00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:06,347 we're inthe room across. Come overfortea. 357 00:28:06,584 --> 00:28:08,950 Let's chat. It'd befun. 358 00:28:11,322 --> 00:28:13,483 -wewon't stayhere! -wherewillyou go? 359 00:28:14,325 --> 00:28:16,316 There's no dearth ofhotels. we'll put up elsewhere. 360 00:28:17,328 --> 00:28:18,317 No betteraview thanfrom here. 361 00:28:18,596 --> 00:28:19,995 You are more sensible byfar! 362 00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:21,187 Ifwe stayhere, I'll haveto see hisface! 363 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:22,195 And I don't wantto see it! 364 00:28:22,801 --> 00:28:23,768 Andyourface isn'tthe prettiest... 365 00:28:23,935 --> 00:28:25,061 ...face inthe world,you know! 366 00:28:27,072 --> 00:28:28,164 Take heraway before lthrow herout! 367 00:28:50,161 --> 00:28:52,254 That'sthe result of being so stubborn. 368 00:28:52,797 --> 00:28:54,264 we can'tfind accommodation anywhere. 369 00:28:54,432 --> 00:28:55,922 Listento me. Let's go back. 370 00:28:56,501 --> 00:28:59,129 Else, wewill haveto sleep onthe pavements at night. 371 00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:03,900 -All right. -That makes sense. Let's go. 372 00:29:04,776 --> 00:29:05,868 Let go. I'll carryit. 373 00:29:10,782 --> 00:29:11,749 what happened? 374 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:13,884 ourroom has been given away. 375 00:29:13,985 --> 00:29:14,952 Accommodation isn't available here. 376 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:16,053 - oh God! -what are weto do now? 377 00:29:16,354 --> 00:29:18,379 Havewe met? 378 00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:20,257 we had cometoyour roomthis morning. 379 00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:23,186 Soyou're back, areyou? 380 00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:25,692 He'stryingto add insultto injury. 381 00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:27,053 Unlikeyou, I pay due regardsto... 382 00:29:27,232 --> 00:29:29,393 ... my countrymen in aforeign land. 383 00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:30,825 - I see! -And especiallytowomen. 384 00:29:31,369 --> 00:29:33,269 You maybringyour luggage upto myroom. 385 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,998 Didn't ltellyouthat he's a good boy?Come on. Let's go. 386 00:29:36,374 --> 00:29:39,002 we don't even know him,Aunt! How canwe stayin his room? 387 00:29:39,377 --> 00:29:40,401 How long does ittaketo getto know people? 388 00:29:40,812 --> 00:29:42,006 Step aside,willyou? 389 00:29:43,848 --> 00:29:46,442 -I am heraunt. She is... -Meena!And I'mRajesh. 390 00:29:46,851 --> 00:29:48,148 There!Nowweknow each other. Come on. Let's go. 391 00:29:48,853 --> 00:29:51,151 -I'mnotcoming.-Youcan stayonthesidewalk. 392 00:29:51,856 --> 00:29:52,823 It'speoplelike youwhogive... 393 00:29:52,991 --> 00:29:54,151 ...ourcountrya badnameabroad. 394 00:30:02,867 --> 00:30:04,459 I don'twanttogive mycountryabadname. 395 00:30:05,436 --> 00:30:07,996 -okay.I'mreadyforyou. -Areyoucoming? 396 00:30:08,439 --> 00:30:09,906 -Comeon. -Let'sgo. 397 00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:15,036 Ill-mannered idiot!Stupid! 398 00:30:16,181 --> 00:30:17,148 Youmakesparkling conversation. 399 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:19,215 It'syourcompany. 400 00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:24,314 Tellmesomething. Hasthis girl always been likethat? 401 00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:27,047 -or, has she grown up like this?!-Let herbewhat she is! 402 00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:29,392 -I'mnotlikeher.-of coursenot!You'respecial! 403 00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:33,327 -Havesometea.Isitnice? -ohyes,thankyou. 404 00:30:39,204 --> 00:30:40,171 whatisit? 405 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:44,236 Don'tbeangry. Comeupstairs. 406 00:30:45,210 --> 00:30:47,940 I don'tneedany help.I'mfine. 407 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:51,812 Youmightcatchachill. Youmightfallsick. 408 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:53,376 Itwon'tkillme. 409 00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:57,186 Suchatemper! 410 00:30:57,488 --> 00:30:59,285 Don'therparents admonishher? 411 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:04,056 Theyaren'talive.They diedwhenshewasaninfant. 412 00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:05,820 Heputmetosleepin hisbed!Besidehim! 413 00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:08,920 Getup!ElseI'll bringthisplacedown! 414 00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:13,020 Howaboutsome pipinghottea?! 415 00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:19,697 Shenearly killedme! 416 00:32:22,507 --> 00:32:23,872 whobrought mehere? 417 00:32:24,042 --> 00:32:25,407 YourAuntcouldn't havepickedyouup. 418 00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:28,405 I carriedyouup. 419 00:32:29,514 --> 00:32:31,880 How dareyoupickme upinyourarms?! 420 00:32:33,251 --> 00:32:34,240 whodoyou thinkyouare?! 421 00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:37,847 I can'ttoleratethisany more.Getoutofhere! 422 00:32:48,099 --> 00:32:51,159 whatyou'vedoneisterribly wrong!Howisheatfault? 423 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:53,767 Youwouldhave beenworseoffhad... 424 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:56,463 ...youtakenillor beenabducted. 425 00:32:58,576 --> 00:33:01,875 Butl likedtheboy assoonasl sawhim. 426 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,677 Youwon'tbeable tofindanyonebetter. 427 00:33:07,218 --> 00:33:08,185 Lookatme. 428 00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:12,220 I didn'tgetthehappiness I expectedoutofmarriage. 429 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:15,925 You'vebeen bumpingintohim... 430 00:33:16,094 --> 00:33:17,118 ... eversincewe sawhiminBombay. 431 00:33:18,229 --> 00:33:20,424 Godmighthave madehimforyou. 432 00:33:21,532 --> 00:33:22,726 Stophim,Meena. 433 00:33:22,967 --> 00:33:28,735 Stophimbeforehegoes toofarawayfromyou. 434 00:33:29,974 --> 00:33:31,441 Goon! 435 00:34:16,287 --> 00:34:19,188 I'msorryforwhatl did. Pleaselistentome! 436 00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:22,452 I'mapologisingtoyou!And youwon'tevenlookatme! 437 00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:28,994 I'mapologisingtoyou! 438 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,165 Please! Takethis! 439 00:34:59,997 --> 00:35:01,021 Suchunfriendly peopleouthere. 440 00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:02,598 Butyouguys aresofriendly! 441 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:14,601 Letgo! Letmego! 442 00:35:18,316 --> 00:35:21,217 Leaveme. 443 00:35:31,329 --> 00:35:32,296 Leaveme. 444 00:35:51,782 --> 00:35:52,714 That'smyhero! 445 00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:29,650 I'mgoingtomarry agirlofmychoice. 446 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:34,595 wherehaveyougone,son? You'veleftyourfatherbehind. 447 00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:37,689 Afteryouleft, l realisedhowlonely... 448 00:40:37,835 --> 00:40:41,703 ... I am... soincomplete withoutyou. 449 00:40:43,007 --> 00:40:43,905 Come backto me, son! 450 00:40:44,809 --> 00:40:45,776 I won't orderyou around anymore. 451 00:40:46,010 --> 00:40:47,773 I swear!You can dowhatyouwant. 452 00:40:48,379 --> 00:40:49,903 I'll smash allthe clocks inthe house. 453 00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:51,313 You can sleep all day andwake all night. 454 00:40:51,482 --> 00:40:52,847 Dowhatyouwant! 455 00:40:54,385 --> 00:40:57,047 Have dinnersforlunch! Eat breakfasts at dinner! 456 00:40:58,389 --> 00:41:00,721 Marrywho youwantto! 457 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,359 But please don't put yourfathertotest! 458 00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:10,900 -Good news, sir!-Has my son beentraced? 459 00:41:11,068 --> 00:41:12,695 Yes. He's in Switzerland. 460 00:41:13,270 --> 00:41:15,738 we've received charge card billsfrom Switzerland. 461 00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:18,171 - Butthere's bad newstoo.-what?! 462 00:41:18,709 --> 00:41:20,677 Lastweekhe ate foodworth Rs. 2500! 463 00:41:21,278 --> 00:41:22,575 - Fool! -Sir...! 464 00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:25,976 Afterall, he's my son! He can spend Rs.2500 onfood. 465 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:27,174 what's bad aboutthat? 466 00:41:27,418 --> 00:41:28,885 Besides, he has gone to Switzerland. 467 00:41:29,086 --> 00:41:30,576 Notfora holiday inthe suburbs. 468 00:41:31,021 --> 00:41:32,921 And I'm goingthere in pursuit ofmy son. 469 00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:35,314 And I am comingwithyou! 470 00:41:36,026 --> 00:41:37,789 -where areyou going? -To Switzerland! 471 00:41:38,028 --> 00:41:38,892 You?! 472 00:41:39,396 --> 00:41:40,294 Stop gesticulating. 473 00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:41,895 And shut yourmouth. 474 00:41:44,768 --> 00:41:45,700 I can't do it. I have a problem. 475 00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:48,101 Theywon't let people like you enterSwitzerland. 476 00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:50,974 Theywill. Many others have. 477 00:41:59,316 --> 00:42:01,147 - Sir! overthere! Look! -where?! 478 00:42:01,318 --> 00:42:02,580 There!Awhitewoman! She's sofair! 479 00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:10,687 we are here lookingfor my son. Notwhitewomen! 480 00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:13,622 Ifyou everstare at awhite woman again, I'llthrashyou! 481 00:42:25,743 --> 00:42:27,768 -Sir! overthere! Look!-where?! 482 00:42:28,012 --> 00:42:29,036 There! Lookatthe mountainfull ofsnow! 483 00:42:34,852 --> 00:42:37,082 Sit straight.why areyou rocking? 484 00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:43,652 Isn'tthis a lovelyplace?! This is a lovelyplace! 485 00:42:44,328 --> 00:42:46,956 -You looknice inthe hat.-I'llthrashyou. 486 00:42:47,131 --> 00:42:48,098 But I am not wearing a hat. 487 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,234 -Sir! overthere! Look!-where?! 488 00:42:53,337 --> 00:42:54,361 what a beautiful dog! 489 00:43:01,278 --> 00:43:04,873 we are hereto lookformy son. Notto lookforyoursons. 490 00:43:05,316 --> 00:43:08,217 -Yes, sir.-He shows me a dog! Now move it! 491 00:43:18,329 --> 00:43:20,229 -what did hetellyou?! -Help me up!-Sure. 492 00:43:22,066 --> 00:43:23,090 Now,whatdidhesay?! 493 00:43:23,334 --> 00:43:25,302 Hadhetoldme,l wouldn'thavecrashed. 494 00:43:26,070 --> 00:43:31,235 Let'sask someothers. 495 00:43:40,818 --> 00:43:43,252 Sir!over there!Look! 496 00:43:44,888 --> 00:43:47,857 -whatdidyousee?-lf I speak,you'llthrashme. 497 00:43:48,392 --> 00:43:49,359 I'dthrashyou more,ifyoudon't! 498 00:43:49,693 --> 00:43:50,819 You'vetaken tobeatingme! 499 00:43:51,829 --> 00:43:53,558 Ijustsawyour sonoverthere. 500 00:43:53,831 --> 00:43:54,798 Itoldyouso! 501 00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:56,956 You'regoingtobeatmeup whetherltellyou,ordon't. 502 00:43:57,835 --> 00:43:59,803 Iwon't.Nowtellme whereyousawhim? 503 00:44:00,738 --> 00:44:06,074 -Heenteredthehotelover there.-overthere?-Yes. 504 00:44:15,352 --> 00:44:19,152 Doyouhaveonlyoneservant insuchalargehouse? 505 00:44:19,790 --> 00:44:21,223 -Notanymore. -Nomore? 506 00:44:22,059 --> 00:44:23,253 -Heranawaylast week.-Didhe? 507 00:44:23,594 --> 00:44:24,561 -Yes.-Mayl takeupthejob? 508 00:44:26,363 --> 00:44:28,558 I'mnotjoking.I'll serveyouwell. 509 00:44:33,370 --> 00:44:34,268 whydidyou tripoverme?! 510 00:44:34,571 --> 00:44:35,265 whatwereyou doingdownthere? 511 00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:36,573 we'lleatthefood sometimeelse. 512 00:44:36,740 --> 00:44:38,002 Let'sgetout ofherenow! 513 00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:39,501 -what'sup?-Let'sget outofhere,Meena. 514 00:44:42,112 --> 00:44:43,010 what'sup?! 515 00:44:44,815 --> 00:44:45,804 whereare youtakingme?! 516 00:44:47,818 --> 00:44:49,809 Hesawyouandran awaywithmyniece! 517 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:51,883 Tohellwithyourniece! Mysonranaway! 518 00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:54,824 Isheyourson?!oh hello!I'mheraunt. 519 00:44:56,393 --> 00:44:57,553 -Yourniece?! -Yes. 520 00:44:58,128 --> 00:44:59,959 whydidmysonrun awaywithyourniece? 521 00:45:00,798 --> 00:45:01,765 whywouldayoung manrunawaywith... 522 00:45:01,932 --> 00:45:03,957 ...agirlatthesight ofhisfather? 523 00:45:04,601 --> 00:45:05,568 Meaning...? 524 00:45:06,070 --> 00:45:07,094 wantmetotellyou why?Comealong. 525 00:45:08,806 --> 00:45:11,570 Comeon...comewith me.Followme.Moveit. 526 00:50:46,009 --> 00:50:47,476 Let'sget outofhere. 527 00:50:47,811 --> 00:50:50,541 I'vebeennoticingsincelong youtryingtoavoidsomeone. 528 00:50:50,781 --> 00:50:51,975 -whom? -Forgetit. 529 00:50:52,149 --> 00:50:53,548 Lookwhatabeautiful placethisis! 530 00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:55,442 Let'shoneymoonhere afterwegetmarried! 531 00:50:55,652 --> 00:50:58,780 -Tellmewho itis.-MyDad. 532 00:50:59,589 --> 00:51:00,920 Haveyourun awayfromBombay? 533 00:51:01,091 --> 00:51:02,456 Yes!I'monthe runfrommyfather! 534 00:51:02,592 --> 00:51:03,616 Ifhe'shere,you mustseehim. 535 00:51:03,860 --> 00:51:05,657 Andyoumustalso introducemetohim! 536 00:51:05,862 --> 00:51:06,794 Bigdeal!The dayl dothat,... 537 00:51:06,930 --> 00:51:07,919 ...he'llstarthatching plotstoseparateus! 538 00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:09,532 Andhewillforcemetomarry justanyonehehappenstolike. 539 00:51:10,634 --> 00:51:11,658 Andwithhim, it'swake-upat7! 540 00:51:11,835 --> 00:51:13,803 Breakfastby8 and toworkat9am! 541 00:51:13,970 --> 00:51:15,870 -Sowhat...-whatif I don'twakeyouat7? 542 00:51:19,976 --> 00:51:21,466 whatifl don'tinsist onbreakfastateight? 543 00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:25,176 whatifitisn'toffice at9 anymore? 544 00:51:26,983 --> 00:51:27,881 -watchout... -Greetings. 545 00:51:29,052 --> 00:51:30,781 Andwhatifl let youmarrythis girl? 546 00:51:31,655 --> 00:51:33,646 He's no sentimentalfool! He's atough businessman. 547 00:51:33,790 --> 00:51:35,052 Let's gofrom here. 548 00:51:35,659 --> 00:51:36,990 why don'tyou understand, Meena?! 549 00:51:37,661 --> 00:51:39,561 Run, Meena! Let's get out ofhere! 550 00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:42,224 Go on! Run away! But my daughter-in-law stays with me! 551 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:45,227 - Daughter-in-law?! -Yes! This is my daughter-in-law! 552 00:51:46,169 --> 00:51:47,136 You'retryingto trick me Dad... 553 00:51:47,537 --> 00:51:48,868 ... you'll change your stand again! 554 00:51:49,005 --> 00:51:51,132 Staying awayfrom you has already changed me, son! 555 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:54,942 Just come closer to me... Come on! 556 00:51:58,715 --> 00:52:01,081 Look atthat, sir! It's a great restaurant! 557 00:52:05,655 --> 00:52:08,453 Niceto havefound my son, and a daughter-in-law,too. 558 00:52:09,059 --> 00:52:11,118 Notyourdaughter-in-law yet. But shewill soon be. 559 00:52:11,261 --> 00:52:14,890 Soon enough afterI've talkedto herparents. 560 00:52:15,232 --> 00:52:16,529 Myparents are no more. 561 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,789 It's actually myfather,... 562 00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:21,529 ... hergrandpa, who makes allthe decisions. 563 00:52:21,671 --> 00:52:24,640 -I'll meet him, inthat case. -Grandpa is short-tempered. 564 00:52:25,108 --> 00:52:27,736 Myfather's no less... and I still suspect him. 565 00:52:28,678 --> 00:52:30,942 withtwo ofa kind,there won't be a problem at all! 566 00:52:31,715 --> 00:52:34,946 Take a look atthat, sir...! AnAir-lndiaflight! 567 00:52:40,056 --> 00:52:41,683 I always knew she's afast one! 568 00:52:41,925 --> 00:52:42,892 And she'd show hertrue colours,... 569 00:52:43,059 --> 00:52:44,151 ... once she went abroad! 570 00:52:44,561 --> 00:52:45,459 That's exactly what she has done! 571 00:52:45,629 --> 00:52:47,961 And she has brought us allto shame! 572 00:52:48,131 --> 00:52:51,567 what's wrong with all ofyou? why are youfanningthefire? 573 00:52:51,735 --> 00:52:53,703 But, of course! we're her enemies, aren'twe?! 574 00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:55,832 It's all because yourinsistence, Dad! 575 00:52:56,072 --> 00:52:58,973 Had she not gone abroad,this would neverhave happened. 576 00:52:59,242 --> 00:53:01,767 Good God!Youfolks're making mountains out ofmolehills! 577 00:53:01,978 --> 00:53:03,775 She has onlyfallen in love.Andthat's no sin! 578 00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:05,808 And lfound himto bethe decent sort. 579 00:53:06,082 --> 00:53:08,414 Theylooked greattogether! 580 00:53:08,685 --> 00:53:09,913 God savethem fromthe evil eye! 581 00:53:10,687 --> 00:53:13,451 Besides,what'sthe harm ifhe marries her? 582 00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:14,918 Just shut up! 583 00:53:15,091 --> 00:53:16,854 I sentyou along,to keep an eye on her... 584 00:53:17,527 --> 00:53:19,586 ...andyou come back with a love story! 585 00:53:19,896 --> 00:53:20,863 Andwhy didyou go there?!To study? 586 00:53:21,097 --> 00:53:24,589 ortofall in love withthisfellow? 587 00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:27,102 Isthis howyou repay mylove and indulgence? 588 00:53:28,104 --> 00:53:31,437 Rajesh is avery decent boy, Grandpa. 589 00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:35,443 Please agreeto meet him.Just once... 590 00:53:36,713 --> 00:53:39,614 I'll abide by any decision youtake afterwards. 591 00:53:41,017 --> 00:53:41,949 It's notthe boys and... 592 00:53:42,085 --> 00:53:43,916 ... girlswho decide on marriages in ourfamily. 593 00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:45,919 I can always see him later. 594 00:53:46,156 --> 00:53:48,124 Ask himto send hisfather overfirst. 595 00:53:52,162 --> 00:53:52,651 You're grooming me up as ifl werethe one getting married! 596 00:53:55,198 --> 00:53:57,530 Meena'sfolks haven't met meyet, Dad... 597 00:53:57,767 --> 00:53:59,598 They'd get an idea about mefromthewayyou look. 598 00:53:59,736 --> 00:54:00,998 It'sjustforyoursakethat I'm going overtotheirplace. 599 00:54:01,104 --> 00:54:02,093 Else,the mere mention ofmyname... 600 00:54:02,405 --> 00:54:03,337 ... is enoughto dothetrick. 601 00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,601 Please don'tusethathigh and mightytone outthere, Dad! 602 00:54:05,942 --> 00:54:07,000 Bepolite and humble... please? 603 00:54:07,210 --> 00:54:10,373 whymustl?Noway! I'mthegroom'sfather! 604 00:54:10,614 --> 00:54:11,945 -won'tyoubehumble then?-No, sir! 605 00:54:12,148 --> 00:54:14,013 Verywellthen.Thistime youwon'tbeabletofindme! 606 00:54:14,217 --> 00:54:17,118 Iwasjustjoking,andyou... whattheheck!Iwon'tgo! 607 00:54:17,454 --> 00:54:19,581 Lookatthewatch, Dad...you'relate! 608 00:54:19,723 --> 00:54:20,951 Letthechauffeurcome. 609 00:54:21,157 --> 00:54:22,920 willyoulosestatusif youdrivethecaryourself? 610 00:54:23,159 --> 00:54:24,786 Theweddingwon'tbeputoff, ifI'malittlelate,willit? 611 00:54:25,562 --> 00:54:27,052 I'lldrivethecarforyou! Givemethekeys. 612 00:54:27,230 --> 00:54:28,162 You?! 613 00:54:28,732 --> 00:54:29,756 I'dratherhirean auto-rickshaw... 614 00:54:29,966 --> 00:54:30,933 ...thanletyou drivemethere. 615 00:54:31,601 --> 00:54:32,863 I'lldrivedownonmyown. Closeyourmouth. 616 00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:35,863 Nottoday!Everytimeyou laughsomethinggoeswrong! 617 00:54:36,773 --> 00:54:40,675 Don'tlaugh...Please! Notacrackanywhere! 618 00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:57,491 Hey, blindbat! 619 00:55:00,063 --> 00:55:01,462 Comebackhere! 620 00:55:04,401 --> 00:55:05,925 Stopthatcar andgetdown! 621 00:55:06,903 --> 00:55:10,395 Getdown! Getdown,l say! 622 00:55:11,775 --> 00:55:13,037 -whatdidyousay? -whatthehellisthis? 623 00:55:13,410 --> 00:55:15,037 well...youcalledmea blind-bat,didn'tyou? 624 00:55:15,412 --> 00:55:17,642 -Yes,l did!-lf youwanttodie... 625 00:55:17,814 --> 00:55:18,906 ...youcanthrow yourselfunderatrain. 626 00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:21,982 -whypickonmycar?-what elseareyou,ifnotblind?! 627 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:24,484 Doyouthinkyou'reaking,just becauseyouaredrivingacar? 628 00:55:24,754 --> 00:55:26,654 Can'tyouseepeople walkingaround? 629 00:55:26,923 --> 00:55:29,323 Therearepavements forpedestrians! 630 00:55:29,526 --> 00:55:31,323 Andthereare zebra-crossings! 631 00:55:31,528 --> 00:55:34,088 whydoyouwantto dieunder mycar, like a piece ofslime? 632 00:55:34,431 --> 00:55:35,489 You called me slime?! 633 00:55:35,765 --> 00:55:36,789 I've seen many tramps likeyou! 634 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,661 Now getthe hell out ofhere! 635 00:55:39,069 --> 00:55:41,629 -Didyou call me a tramp?!-Exactly! 636 00:55:42,005 --> 00:55:45,338 old bag ofbones! He dares call me atramp! 637 00:55:45,575 --> 00:55:47,372 You're atramp bornto afamilyoftramps! 638 00:55:47,610 --> 00:55:49,874 I could pickup a stone and wreckyourcar!Just get lost! 639 00:55:50,213 --> 00:55:53,671 Alittle dent, andyou'll be dead manytimes over! 640 00:55:54,217 --> 00:55:56,947 Lookatyou, old man! You're shaking like a leaf! 641 00:55:57,487 --> 00:56:00,047 Ablowfrom me, andyou'd be as dead as a dodo! 642 00:56:00,423 --> 00:56:01,355 I'm on mywayfor an auspicious deed. 643 00:56:01,524 --> 00:56:01,853 Soyou're lucky to be alive. 644 00:56:02,025 --> 00:56:04,323 Else I would have knocked yourdentures out! 645 00:56:04,761 --> 00:56:07,924 -Am I lucky!-Poorsod can't even hold his stick. 646 00:56:08,098 --> 00:56:09,497 -will somebodyplease help him? -Shut up, everyone! 647 00:56:09,933 --> 00:56:11,491 Take himto a mad-house. 648 00:56:11,768 --> 00:56:12,666 Get lost! 649 00:56:13,770 --> 00:56:14,668 Chatterbox! 650 00:56:15,105 --> 00:56:16,663 Get out! 651 00:56:18,108 --> 00:56:19,666 Stop! 652 00:56:24,114 --> 00:56:25,672 Catchyou later! 653 00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:32,412 Heybeggar!This isn't a poor-house! 654 00:56:33,823 --> 00:56:36,383 Shut up!Yourfathermust have been a beggar! 655 00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:39,885 Father!what'sthis?! How didthis happen?! 656 00:56:40,096 --> 00:56:42,564 Now don'tyou chew my brains! I'm in a rage! 657 00:56:42,832 --> 00:56:44,732 Just packyourstuff and get out ofhere! 658 00:56:45,068 --> 00:56:48,469 -How didthis happen? -The man and his car! 659 00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:52,530 Give people a carandthey'll drive likethey'reflying planes! 660 00:56:52,976 --> 00:56:54,603 And pedestrians aretreated likeflies! 661 00:56:54,844 --> 00:57:00,680 Had I been carrying a gun, I would've shot him! 662 00:57:01,017 --> 00:57:01,984 That'swhyl wanted to come along. 663 00:57:02,118 --> 00:57:05,417 I would've battered him like a song! 664 00:57:05,588 --> 00:57:07,522 Shut yourselfup and singyourselfa song! 665 00:57:07,791 --> 00:57:08,815 Please don't get angry anymore. 666 00:57:09,025 --> 00:57:11,721 And dowashyourself. 667 00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:14,528 Couldyou perhaps recallthe licence numberonthe car? 668 00:57:14,831 --> 00:57:17,925 why onlythe number?His face is etched in mymind! 669 00:57:18,535 --> 00:57:21,060 I'll blacken his faceforsure! 670 00:57:21,404 --> 00:57:22,371 I won't spare him! I won't! 671 00:57:22,539 --> 00:57:26,373 Even ifl haveto go againstthe law! 672 00:57:26,643 --> 00:57:29,544 Couldyoutell me whereAnand Nivas is? 673 00:57:29,846 --> 00:57:34,749 Anand Nivas?Isn't thatthe mad-house? 674 00:57:35,051 --> 00:57:37,849 Notthat one. I'd liketo go to Mr. Dinanath's residence. 675 00:57:37,987 --> 00:57:39,955 That's him! He'sthe leaderof the madmenwho live inthere! 676 00:57:40,657 --> 00:57:43,023 whywouldyouwant to goto a mad-house? 677 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:44,893 Justtell me,willyou? 678 00:57:45,061 --> 00:57:46,926 well it doesn't make a differenceto me ifyou insist. 679 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:50,793 Go straight down and turn right...andthen left. 680 00:57:51,067 --> 00:57:52,034 Thenyou'll cometo a housewhere... 681 00:57:52,368 --> 00:57:53,528 ... everyone seems to be screaming. 682 00:57:53,736 --> 00:57:54,760 That'sthe mad-house. 683 00:57:55,004 --> 00:57:59,464 And do see me on yourwayback, willyou? 684 00:58:01,811 --> 00:58:04,371 -Make sureyou see me.-That sure sounds like a madman. 685 00:58:07,817 --> 00:58:10,843 -Greetings.-Greetings. I'm sorryto be late. 686 00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:12,887 welcome.wewere waitingforyou. 687 00:58:13,056 --> 00:58:15,354 I'mVidyanath. I teach in a college. 688 00:58:15,658 --> 00:58:16,852 I'm Meena's Uncle. 689 00:58:17,060 --> 00:58:20,962 -This is mybrother.-I'm Jeevan. Meena's Uncle. 690 00:58:21,130 --> 00:58:25,464 -lntroduce metoo!-This isRinku;He's aterror! 691 00:58:25,668 --> 00:58:27,693 -Andwhat'syourgood name?-Greetings. 692 00:58:27,837 --> 00:58:29,862 He'smyuncle.He's amusicdirector. 693 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:31,407 Nicemeetingyou. 694 00:58:31,574 --> 00:58:33,599 Andwouldyoubeinterested inmakingafilm? 695 00:58:33,877 --> 00:58:36,038 -I don'twatchmovies. -That'sstrange! 696 01:48:16,577 --> 01:48:18,044 He'sourfather. 697 01:48:19,580 --> 01:48:20,979 -Him?! -Yes. 698 01:48:21,582 --> 01:48:22,981 Father...! 699 01:48:25,586 --> 01:48:26,985 Look..who'shere. 700 01:48:28,589 --> 01:48:29,988 HeisRajesh'sfather. 701 01:48:31,225 --> 01:48:37,460 You!How dareyou come rightinsidemyhouse?! 702 01:48:37,898 --> 01:48:40,298 Shutthegates! Hemustn'tescape! 703 01:48:41,201 --> 01:48:43,032 -Father...?! -lwon'tsparehim! 704 01:48:43,170 --> 01:48:47,004 -Fetchmygun!-whyare enragedatseeinghim?! 705 01:48:47,274 --> 01:48:51,643 Hesplashedmuck alloverme!MyGun! 706 01:48:52,112 --> 01:48:54,910 Pleaselistentome!I didn'tdoitonpurpose! 707 01:48:55,616 --> 01:48:57,106 -Hedidn'tdoitonpurpose! -ltwasanaccident. 708 01:48:57,251 --> 01:48:59,947 Certainlynot! 709 01:49:00,220 --> 01:49:02,120 Andnowyoucomehere toproposeanalliance! 710 01:49:03,123 --> 01:49:04,112 Ithappens allthetime. 711 01:49:04,291 --> 01:49:10,196 I didn'tknowthatl wascomingtoyou! 712 01:49:10,564 --> 01:49:13,055 Pleasedon'tbeangry. Let'sdiscussthematch. 713 01:49:13,233 --> 01:49:16,862 I shallnevergetintoan alliancewithyourfamily! 714 01:49:17,037 --> 01:49:17,969 Never! 715 01:49:18,171 --> 01:49:19,138 Justgetoutofhere! 716 01:49:19,573 --> 01:49:22,064 You'remakingamountain outofamolehill! 717 01:49:22,409 --> 01:49:24,468 You'vebrokennobones.And youaren'tdead,areyou?! 718 01:49:25,112 --> 01:49:27,512 wereyoualso planningtokillme?! 719 01:49:27,981 --> 01:49:31,212 Andyoucalled meafilthybeggar! 720 01:49:31,451 --> 01:49:32,349 Butyouwere cursingmetoo! 721 01:49:32,553 --> 01:49:34,020 Notawordmore! Justgetout! 722 01:49:34,154 --> 01:49:35,212 -Father...please... -Getout! 723 01:49:35,455 --> 01:49:37,514 Please,Mr.Dinanath. I'veapologised. 724 01:49:37,925 --> 01:49:39,187 I'llgrovelatyour feetifyouwant. 725 01:49:39,359 --> 01:49:40,451 Pleasedon'truinthelives oftheyoungonesinrage. 726 01:49:40,627 --> 01:49:41,821 Letthemmarry. 727 01:49:42,029 --> 01:49:45,521 Iwon'tletyoursonmarry mygrand-daughter... 728 01:49:45,666 --> 01:49:48,362 ...evenifitmeansthatshe remainsaspinsterallherlife. 729 01:49:48,635 --> 01:49:51,502 Now get outofhere! 730 01:49:57,911 --> 01:50:00,903 Ifwecrossthestreets ever again, I'llhaveagun! 731 01:50:01,081 --> 01:50:02,070 Rememberthat! 732 01:50:04,651 --> 01:50:08,485 -I knewyouwould messitup!-I didn't! 733 01:50:08,989 --> 01:50:09,956 Couldl have knownthat... 734 01:50:10,123 --> 01:50:12,091 ...theoldmanwouldturnout tobeMeena'sgrandpa? 735 01:50:12,459 --> 01:50:15,895 Hadl known,lwould havelickedhimclean! 736 01:50:16,063 --> 01:50:17,030 Beitanyone! 737 01:50:17,197 --> 01:50:21,998 whymustyougetinto afightwithanoldman?! 738 01:50:22,202 --> 01:50:26,161 I didn't.Hecursedme.And lwastheonewhoapologised! 739 01:50:26,473 --> 01:50:27,371 -Apologise?! Didyou?-Yes. 740 01:50:27,641 --> 01:50:30,007 -Really?! -AskMeena! 741 01:50:30,477 --> 01:50:31,501 Didyoureally apologise? 742 01:50:32,112 --> 01:50:34,171 -willyoumindifl call Meena?-I don'tmindatall. 743 01:50:35,115 --> 01:50:35,513 Strange!Myoldman changesforthebetter. 744 01:50:35,682 --> 01:50:36,614 Andtheother goeshaywire! 745 01:50:42,322 --> 01:50:43,846 Pleasegive thelinetoMeena. 746 01:50:44,024 --> 01:50:45,355 -whoisthis? -Rajeshspeaking. 747 01:50:46,026 --> 01:50:48,517 -whosecallisit? -It'sforMeena. 748 01:50:50,664 --> 01:50:52,063 whoisit? 749 01:50:52,332 --> 01:50:53,390 Rajeshspeaking. 750 01:50:53,667 --> 01:50:56,568 BeforeyoutalktoMeena, youtalktome!Speakup! 751 01:50:58,005 --> 01:51:00,565 Iwouldliketoapologise forwhathashappened. 752 01:51:01,241 --> 01:51:03,573 Youmayapologiseand grovel.Andyoumay... 753 01:51:03,877 --> 01:51:08,974 ...washmysoiled clothesforalll care! 754 01:51:09,282 --> 01:51:10,408 I amreallyashamed! 755 01:51:10,684 --> 01:51:14,245 Liveinshameallyourlife! Anddon'tyouevercallagain! 756 01:51:17,190 --> 01:51:19,590 Keepapailofmuckat home.Ifyoueversee... 757 01:51:19,893 --> 01:51:21,417 ...thefatherortheson, dousetheminthemuck! 758 01:51:22,696 --> 01:51:25,164 Asifoneproblem wasn'tenough! 759 01:51:25,565 --> 01:51:27,192 Don'tyoublameme. 760 01:51:27,401 --> 01:51:28,629 Notatall.Infact,lwas praisingthisotherone. 761 01:51:33,907 --> 01:51:34,635 Nothing. 762 01:51:34,941 --> 01:51:36,636 oh,it'snothingatall. 763 01:51:38,578 --> 01:51:43,641 -Pleasewashmyclothes. -Andminetoo. 764 01:51:44,151 --> 01:51:48,315 -ButI'mgoingtocollegenow. -College?!whatcollege? 765 01:51:48,488 --> 01:51:49,512 Butyou've graduatedalready. 766 01:51:49,690 --> 01:51:52,056 D'youwanttojoin thegovernment? 767 01:51:52,426 --> 01:51:53,620 Timeyougotused tothehousehold. 768 01:51:53,927 --> 01:51:56,395 You'dmakea goodhousewife. 769 01:51:59,032 --> 01:52:04,436 Grandpa!Iwanttostudy! Pleaseletmegotocollege! 770 01:52:04,905 --> 01:52:09,308 whatwillhesay? wearen'tenemies. 771 01:52:09,443 --> 01:52:10,467 wedon'twish youanyharm. 772 01:52:11,311 --> 01:52:12,300 wehadadvised againstcollegeearlier. 773 01:52:12,446 --> 01:52:14,812 Butyouwenttocollege. 774 01:52:15,248 --> 01:52:16,806 Andwhata romanceyouhad! 775 01:52:17,417 --> 01:52:21,012 Shemustbegoing tomeetthatboy. 776 01:52:21,321 --> 01:52:23,016 Nowshecan'tmeetthat fellowwhensheisathome. 777 01:52:23,590 --> 01:52:24,557 Pleasedon'tdiscontinue mystudies. 778 01:52:24,925 --> 01:52:27,325 Pleaseletme gotocollege. 779 01:52:27,494 --> 01:52:31,430 They'reright.Youdon'tneed anyfurthereducation. 780 01:52:31,631 --> 01:52:32,598 Just stayathome. 781 01:52:33,934 --> 01:52:34,832 Goinside. 782 01:52:37,938 --> 01:52:40,338 Now don't gotoyour roomandweep. 783 01:52:40,507 --> 01:52:41,474 There's alot of workleftto do. 784 01:52:42,109 --> 01:52:45,476 -Mylegsareaching.-And I'mfeelingill.Let'sgo. 785 01:52:46,947 --> 01:52:47,936 Grandpa! 786 01:52:49,349 --> 01:52:51,044 Don'tshout. what'sup? 787 01:52:51,351 --> 01:52:54,616 I'venews!You'llbe delightedtohearit! 788 01:52:54,955 --> 01:52:56,889 what'ssogreat?!Have youfoundaservant? 789 01:52:57,057 --> 01:52:58,786 Yes!I'vefound aservant! 790 01:53:03,063 --> 01:53:05,054 Hewasonthestreet askingforwork. 791 01:53:05,365 --> 01:53:08,061 I broughthimover. But I didn'tdiscussmoney. 792 01:53:08,335 --> 01:53:13,363 welldone!Nowtelleveryone! He'sagodsendforeveryone! 793 01:53:14,241 --> 01:53:17,039 Mummy!Daddy!Uncles!Aunt! Hurry!Aservantishere! 794 01:53:17,244 --> 01:53:19,474 -Aservant?! -whereishe?! 795 01:53:19,913 --> 01:53:21,972 -overthere.-I can't believemyears! 796 01:53:22,916 --> 01:53:24,213 what'syourname? 797 01:53:26,953 --> 01:53:30,047 MynameisRaju. 798 01:53:31,158 --> 01:53:32,523 wheredidyou workbeforethis? 799 01:53:32,959 --> 01:53:34,358 -AtMr.Amit'splace. -who'sthat? 800 01:53:34,561 --> 01:53:35,528 Mr.AmitabhBachchan.(An immenselysuccessfulactor) 801 01:53:38,098 --> 01:53:39,292 whoputyou onthejobthere? 802 01:53:39,466 --> 01:53:40,398 Noonein particular. 803 01:53:40,967 --> 01:53:47,099 HetippedmeRs.100 quietly andaskedmetoworkforhim. 804 01:53:47,240 --> 01:53:48,207 Andofflwent. 805 01:53:49,109 --> 01:53:50,098 Andwhointroduced youtoSridevi? 806 01:53:50,243 --> 01:53:51,801 Salman(anactor)did. 807 01:53:51,978 --> 01:53:53,002 -HeknowsSalman too!-Yes. 808 01:53:53,213 --> 01:53:54,874 Hehappenedto seemeonce... 809 01:53:55,015 --> 01:53:56,141 ...whenlwaswithDharmendra (actor).Andlwasintears. 810 01:53:56,349 --> 01:53:57,316 Salmanaskedme whylwascrying. 811 01:53:57,918 --> 01:54:00,978 I saidthatlhadtocook almostasmuchas... 812 01:54:01,154 --> 01:54:02,121 ...you'dhaveto feedanarmy. 813 01:54:02,355 --> 01:54:04,118 Iflservedburntbread, thefather... 814 01:54:04,257 --> 01:54:05,246 ...andhismachosons wouldbashmeup. 815 01:54:05,458 --> 01:54:06,982 Theygowildwhenthey losetheirheads. 816 01:54:07,160 --> 01:54:08,127 otherwisethey're goodatheart. 817 01:54:08,295 --> 01:54:09,853 whointroducedyou toDharmendra? 818 01:54:09,963 --> 01:54:10,861 AkshayKumar actor) did. 819 01:54:11,097 --> 01:54:12,064 Andwho introduced youto him? 820 01:54:12,232 --> 01:54:13,995 An actress. But I can't tellyouwho she is. 821 01:54:14,167 --> 01:54:15,134 Butyou must! 822 01:54:15,969 --> 01:54:19,871 Thoughthere isn't much of a needfora reference... 823 01:54:20,006 --> 01:54:23,100 ...d'you have anyonewho can give a good reference? 824 01:54:23,310 --> 01:54:25,210 -I can't give any references.- I see... 825 01:54:25,378 --> 01:54:26,845 -Employme ifyou wantto.-Sure... 826 01:54:27,147 --> 01:54:29,172 Anyway, I have an open offer from Madhuri Dixit (actress). 827 01:54:29,416 --> 01:54:31,111 - oh no! - Don't dothat! - l know him.- I havethe offer. 828 01:54:32,319 --> 01:54:33,217 I know him. 829 01:54:35,989 --> 01:54:37,217 How could she know him? 830 01:54:40,427 --> 01:54:43,863 Aren't youthe one who used to workforMr. Subhash? 831 01:54:44,164 --> 01:54:45,859 -which Mr. Subhash? -Subhash Ghai (film-maker) 832 01:54:46,032 --> 01:54:47,465 He usedto live nearmyin-laws. 833 01:54:47,868 --> 01:54:48,766 You didthe cleaning in his house. 834 01:54:49,469 --> 01:54:51,767 oh! Mr. Subhash Ghai! ofcourse! 835 01:54:52,038 --> 01:54:54,438 -Remember?!-And l rememberseeingyou around. 836 01:54:55,041 --> 01:54:58,374 whydidyou leavethatjob? 837 01:54:58,545 --> 01:54:59,512 He axedme after afilmflopped. 838 01:55:00,080 --> 01:55:02,071 Nevermindthat. Nowtell mewherethekitchenis. 839 01:55:02,249 --> 01:55:03,113 There! 840 01:55:04,384 --> 01:55:06,852 -Milkforme. Nottea. -whoistheteafor? 841 01:55:07,087 --> 01:55:08,076 -Teaforeveryone else.-Namethem. 842 01:55:08,221 --> 01:55:09,188 wheredo theydwell? 843 01:55:09,389 --> 01:55:11,084 Uncleandauntinthe roomontheleftupstairs. 844 01:55:11,291 --> 01:55:12,519 Myroomis ontheright. 845 01:55:12,993 --> 01:55:14,984 -MummyandDaddyshare myroomwithme.-lsee! 846 01:55:15,195 --> 01:55:17,095 Grandpalivesinthe roomdownthere. 847 01:55:17,297 --> 01:55:18,195 AndUnclePuppy staysthere. 848 01:55:18,498 --> 01:55:20,090 I see.Andwho elsestayshere? 849 01:55:21,301 --> 01:55:22,859 Shannolives herenowadays. 850 01:55:23,470 --> 01:55:25,438 -whoelseishere? -Dimpleis. 851 01:55:25,839 --> 01:55:28,831 -whoelse? -And...Meena. 852 01:55:29,009 --> 01:55:30,271 Andwhereis shenowadays? 853 01:55:30,844 --> 01:55:32,835 -Shestaysinherroomand weeps.-Doesshenow?! 854 01:55:33,013 --> 01:55:34,412 Nowthatlamhere, shewon'tcry. 855 01:55:34,547 --> 01:55:36,412 Andwhereisher room?-Upthere. 856 01:55:36,549 --> 01:55:37,174 Nowdon'tyou boremeanymore. 857 01:55:37,350 --> 01:55:38,282 ElseI'llquit. Getlost. 858 01:55:42,022 --> 01:55:44,354 Howaboutacup ofstrongtea? 859 01:55:44,524 --> 01:55:48,051 -I don'twantany.Goaway. -what'sthisl hear? 860 01:55:48,361 --> 01:55:52,764 I hearthatyouarecrying yourheartoutthesedays. 861 01:55:53,366 --> 01:55:56,358 Mustyouspillthose million-dollartears... 862 01:55:56,536 --> 01:55:57,503 ...foracheap photograph? 863 01:55:57,971 --> 01:56:02,169 Forgetthatphotograph andlet's embrace. 864 01:56:02,309 --> 01:56:04,072 -I'm atyourservice, ma'am! -You scoundrel! 865 01:56:06,012 --> 01:56:08,742 How d'you likewhatyou see? How about my suggestion? 866 02:01:40,280 --> 02:01:43,716 -I see!-why areyou posing as a servant? 867 02:01:44,083 --> 02:01:46,142 Kings have abdicatedthrones forthe sake oflove. 868 02:01:46,486 --> 02:01:48,147 I merelywalked awayfrom a comfortable life. 869 02:01:48,921 --> 02:01:55,156 But it's easierplaying the Romeo... 870 02:01:55,395 --> 02:01:56,327 ...than doing household chores. 871 02:01:57,897 --> 02:02:01,833 wordswon't cooklunch. How areyou goingto cook? 872 02:02:02,001 --> 02:02:03,730 I'll do it.And I'll keep everyone pleased. 873 02:02:05,738 --> 02:02:09,071 Vegetarian delights! Non-vegetarian delicacies! 874 02:02:09,242 --> 02:02:10,266 And Chinese dishes! 875 02:02:10,443 --> 02:02:14,072 Raju's culinary skills! It's all spread out onthistable! 876 02:02:14,814 --> 02:02:17,715 Serve us upstairs. 877 02:02:18,818 --> 02:02:20,752 And we'd liketo eat in ourroomtoo. 878 02:02:20,920 --> 02:02:24,822 I don't understand whypeople here... 879 02:02:24,991 --> 02:02:25,980 ... can't sit downto suppertogether. 880 02:02:26,492 --> 02:02:29,393 we are more at ease eating in ourrooms. 881 02:02:29,529 --> 02:02:31,463 Nothing doing! I don'twant toworkin such a household! 882 02:02:31,764 --> 02:02:34,164 -Raju! Don't leave! -we're coming! 883 02:02:34,500 --> 02:02:37,025 Nowyou'll have to sit atthetable. 884 02:02:37,236 --> 02:02:38,168 Uselessfellows! Come on. Sit down. 885 02:02:38,771 --> 02:02:39,760 You've cooked all thiswith such care. 886 02:02:39,939 --> 02:02:41,770 How could we refuseyou? 887 02:02:45,311 --> 02:02:47,905 - Do sit down. -Yes. Let's sit. 888 02:03:20,113 --> 02:03:22,843 Mywifefooled me. 889 02:03:23,883 --> 02:03:26,716 She gave me 3 sons. But none are as good asyou are. 890 02:03:26,986 --> 02:03:30,888 God blessyou. Mayyou live long. 891 02:03:31,824 --> 02:03:33,018 I'lltake it.You must relax now. 892 02:03:33,526 --> 02:03:36,017 The phone keeps ringing inthis house all day. 893 02:03:38,331 --> 02:03:40,026 Hello, Raj! It's l... 894 02:03:41,901 --> 02:03:42,959 Hello, Uncle! 895 02:03:43,169 --> 02:03:45,433 Uncle, eh?! No soonerthan he steps into his in-law's house! 896 02:03:45,905 --> 02:03:47,372 Yes... I see... right. 897 02:03:47,807 --> 02:03:49,707 I see.. isthe oldfool somewhere nearby? 898 02:03:49,909 --> 02:03:51,433 -Absolutely. -And what areyou doing? 899 02:03:51,811 --> 02:03:53,779 Massaging hisfeet. 900 02:03:54,180 --> 02:03:56,011 Forget his legs. Getthe neck! Strangle him! 901 02:03:56,282 --> 02:03:57,874 I know howto workon him. 902 02:03:58,117 --> 02:04:01,018 He's asking meto give you a good massage. 903 02:04:01,254 --> 02:04:02,949 -Yes...-what does youruncle do? 904 02:04:03,256 --> 02:04:04,746 -what does he do? -He's a guard. 905 02:04:04,957 --> 02:04:06,754 Aguard... ohyes,withthe increasingthefts nowadays... 906 02:04:06,926 --> 02:04:08,860 I see... no,that doesn't happenwhen he's around. 907 02:04:09,328 --> 02:04:12,195 Askhimto be on his guard duringthe daytimetoo. 908 02:04:12,965 --> 02:04:15,399 -The daytimes!-Now hold on a minute, Uncle. 909 02:04:15,802 --> 02:04:16,769 He isn't active anymore. 910 02:04:16,969 --> 02:04:18,027 He hastaken in 2fellows whoworkforhim. 911 02:04:18,171 --> 02:04:20,036 -I see!-Thosefellows stand inforhim. 912 02:04:21,307 --> 02:04:22,274 Howismy daughter-in-law?