Do you come here to study or womanise?
What are you doing here?
Let's beat it!
Where are the rest of them? - They're at the swimming pool
They must be having great fun. Let's go and join them
So class is already in progress?
Now introduce yourselves one at a time
I'm Janardhan... Johny!
''Janardhan, alias Johny? So you think you're Johny Lever's disciple?''
I'm consider myself to be Johny Lever's teacher!
So you must remember the item he performed on film stars and eunuchs?
''I was the one who taught him that. I could perform it, if you wish''
Even a kid can perform that item. Let's see you doing something new
What say? - Yes!
''All right, so it's something new. I'll do the same thing in reverse...''
that's how it is. Keep juggling the act and it becomes new
Suppose the film stars are all eunuchs...
and when a baby is born in some family...
how would they ask for alms?
Let's begin with Dilip Kumar
''On his lovely face are curly locks of hair...''
''your mother loves you, your father kisses you''
A rose has blossomed in your garden which brings me to your house
It's binding on you now to grant us some kindness
This chap talks to himself!
Come next year. Take the money and the kid too
Now how would Shatrughan Sinha ask for alms as an eunuch?
''On his lovely face are curly locks of hair...''
''your mother loves you, your father kisses you''
''A baby is born to you, but I haven't been given any money''
Give me some!
''The family said, are you here to bless the baby...''
or to clean up the house?
I thought they must be ragging a newcomer
But I see it's an old man teenager being ragged
''Old man...? I throw a party for being ragged, you know?''
When you keep spending two years in each class...
you'll certainly have to throw a party for your ragging
There comes a new plaything. Let's play with her
Am I not the same toy anymore?
The introduction comes later. First tell us...
did you take a bath today? - Excuse me?
I bathe every day. - How will I believe that?
''To convince us, you must bathe here in this swimming pool''
But how can I bathe in that? - Like this
Help!
You guys ought to be ashamed
''Rather than throwing her in the water, you should've drowned in shame yourself''
''lf something had happened to her, who'd have been responsible?''
''We were only ragging her, Rajesh...''
''For you, ragging is a festival you must celebrate''
''Like us, several other students come to colleges...''
''to become doctors, lawyers and engineers''
''But because of this evil practice, many of them have committed suicide''
The true meaning of ragging is that...
a senior student will introduce himself to the new student...
so that he or she is not apprehensive anymore...
and can happily complete his or her education
But you guys have turned it into a farce
If a thing like this keeps happening in every college...
these places will no longer be called temples of education
They'll be called graveyards. No one will come here anymore
He gives nice lectures. He ought to be a politician
But he won't be one. Because politicians speak lies...
and my friend speaks the truth
''We've been waiting for you, Kajal. - Not me. It's the refreshments''
You know Kajal will stand you a treat
But where do you spend your own money? - When there suckers around...
''in this college, why must I spend my own money?''
Wanted...
''a Kajal, a Mamta, a Raveena who will serve Johny''
''lf Mamta, Kajal and Raveena have to serve someone...''
''it'd rather be Sunil Shetty, Salman or Sunny''
What do I lack?
You lack nothing. But you're not as strong as them
''Strong! Maybe you don't know, Kajal. I've been spending on myself nowadays''
How am I to believe that?
Try me out. - That's just what we want
Have a bout of arm-wrestling with me
''lf you win, all of us will agree...''
''that you're worthy of making Mamta, Kajal and Raveena serve you''
I agree. - That's no fun
Let's have a bet. - No...
the poor guy's going to lose anyway. So why make him blow up money?
Big deal!
''I agree to every bet, ladies!''
''ln that case, order a dozen samosas and four cups of tea in advance''
Arm-wrestling!
''C'mon, Kajal!''
You and your bookworm of a friend can't ever win a bet
''She's lucky, Rajesh doesn't arm-wrestle females''
The day he starts doing that...
my desire of defeating her will be fulfilled
However... - He'll arm-wrestle? With me?
''The day he does that, he'll realise he's ashamed of his manliness''
Wow! A rose in your hands looks like...
chicken lollypop in a vegetarian's hands
What does that mean? - Lectures don't impress girls
They need lessons in love...
which are available with large-hearted guys like me
''You carry the sign ''No Stock'' ! No girl's falling for you!''
My way of wooing girls is a bit different
Girls are like shadows...
''the more you chase them, the farther they'll run away''
That is why I deliberately keep ignoring the girls
''And when their ego is hurt, they themselves come to me''
That's the new formula to woo girls
You get it?
''Hats off to you, boss''
Will you a walk a few steps with me? - Certainly
Not there... over here. - Let's go
Kajal is the favourite girl around. Score with her to prove your point
She won't ever encourage you
Because you look more like an upcoming politician...
you're hardly romantic!
''lt's like this, Johny. I admit I'm very firm in my principles''
I can't tolerate any wrongdoing. But when it comes to girls...
''I use my heart, nor my brains''
I play Lord Krishna! - My Krishna...
the milkmaids are waiting for you. Go on
Go on. - At once. I'll prove it to you
Will you take a jump from here and not give them a chance?
This way... take the stairs. - Watch the fun
''Did you see ''Kaho Na Pyar Hai'' ? - Sure, lovely movie. Did you?''
''No, I haven't seen it. - So what've you done!''
Here comes the bore
May I sit here
''Okay, I might as well sit down''
Have you girls ever tried to find out...
which of you is the most beautiful one?
''Anyway, how would you know?''
Because every girl in the world thinks she's the most beautiful one
The most beautiful girl for me will be the one I give this rose to
Wow! What beauty!
Eyes... deep like the lake
Lips... like rose-petals
A face... that is like an open book
Looks... like a poem's couplet
''Wow! Hats off to you, Rajesh!''
I've lost the bet. Here's your 500 rupees
Bet...? - You've forgotten?
''But I must say, you can woo girls in moments''
You are fantastic!
You guys ought to be ashamed to play such jokes
''lf you had bet on scoring with girls, was I not good enough?''
That's looking London going Tokyo... 500 BUCKS!
What makes you glow so much? Name the secret of your beauty!
No tensions for me. I eat less and save the nation's foodgrains
''Every moment, close to my heart...''
you are the one
Don't take it to heart! - I'm not taking it to heart
But I'm going to set him right
''My heart yearns to listen to the magic words...''
Aren't you ashamed to tease girls like this?
Have I been teasing you...? I was only humming a song
But you have a nice way of starting a conversation with boys
''Hey! I'm not one of those easy girls! - Oh yes, that's very obvious''
What are you getting at? - All I'm saying is that...
''when a girl, from head to toe, invites boys to tease her...''
won't the poor boys tease her? - Shut up! This is fashion
Watch it at the show this evening what modern fashion is all about
Ladies and gentlemen...
''if you have no problems, may I ask a question?''
Go ahead
''One question the new fashion wants answered...''
''why are things like this? Oh why?''
''Clothes on the girls' bodies are getting lesser and lesser...''
''why's that so? Oh why?''
''She speaks an alien tongue, she has forgotten her own language...''
''take a careful look at her. She cuts a sorry picture''
''Boys call them fire-crackers, boys call them bombshells...''
''why's that so? Oh why...?''
''Clothes on the girls' bodies are getting lesser and lesser...''
''why's that so? Oh why?''
''They wear no dots, no anklets, nor any bangles on their wrists...''
''they wear not choli ghagras anymore, the sari has disappeared''
''What's gotten into these girls? They've made oh so difficult''
''Why's that so? Oh why...?''
''Clothes on the girls' bodies are getting lesser and lesser...''
''why's that so? Oh why?''
''One question the new fashion wants answered...''
''why are things like this? Oh why?''
''Clothes on the girls' bodies are getting lesser and lesser...''
''why's that so? Oh why?''
Why's that so...?
''My Guru and my God stand before me...''
whose feet am I to touch first?
''Bless my Guru, I say... for He showed me the path to God''
''As all of you know, we have assembled here to celebrate Teachers' Day''
''On this auspicious occasion, we have in our midst today...''
''the great Dalit leader, Mr Dharamdas...''
to whom I am grateful. I appeal to him...
to express his views and be our guide
That you considered me worthy of being invited to this occasion...
I express my thanks to all of you
Many of you students come to me with your problems
They believe that our education system has certain shortcomings
I appeal to them to think of the various backward classes...
while they think of their own progress
''And therefore, I will touch on that raw nerve of society...''
which is called the Reservation Policy
Reservation is the name of the medium...
that will enable everyone to stand with equal rights
More than half our nation's population comprises of backward classes
They can't pay heavy donations...
to give their children a decent education or get them jobs
Those that are backward should not always lag behind
''To that end, in schools, colleges and government undertakings...''
we have made an increase in the number of seats reserved for them
The race has now begun
The one whose feet are stronger is the one who will win
We want every section of society in this nation to make progress...
especially the students
Because in your progress lies the development of our country
''ln this hope, I now end my speech''
''Please be seated, ladies and gentlemen. The celebrations will continue''
Thank you so much for coming here
I beg your pardon if there was something lacking
''Not at all, professor. Everything was all right''
Minister...
We'll wait for him at the entrance. Please come
''Must say, Minister, your speech is so very diplomatic''
''Whoever I speak in favour of, son, I have just one objective''
To keep the student-power in my clutches
That is the power which takes politicians like to me power...
''and dislodges us too. - So what do you want me to do, sir?''
''Very soon, a new law is going to be enacted''
''Earlier, the reservation policy...''
led to progress in medical and engineering professions
''But now, it will be only talent and not reservation that will lead to progress''
I want you to go on a strike against the policy
But you're a Dalit leader. And a strike can even lead to violence
It can cause losses. - Whoever loses...
I must get the gains
Start the fire and remain in the news to extinguish it
''Politics, you won't understand. Heads, I win. Tails, you lose''
Just keep doing as I say. Okay?
Who's Salu? - Salman Khan!
''They can't believe it, buddy. Remember how much we enjoyed as kids?''
''We went cycling to Minerva to watch ''Sholay'', remember?''
''And it was fun watching the hot scenes at Bandstand, wasn't it?''
Are you really talking to Salman? - You don't believe me?
These girls can't believe it. Just come here once
''You'll be tired signing the autographs, I tell you''
''Like you're a hit in the movies, I'm a hit here in the college''
I fail my grades every year and meet the challenge
I've maintained the losing streak like our Cricket team. Always losing
''These girls are going crazy... sure, sure... why not?''
He's trying to impress the girls
I'm going to expose him and he'll remember it all his life
''You'll go crazy when you see the girls here, Salu''
Your heroines are nothing compared to them really
So you've been making a fool out of us?
''No, no! This is a new handset. It has two tracks''
As if the four of us are fools!
Who's this?
''This isn't Salu, sonny... it's Rajju''
''Whoever you are, you are my enemy. What do you want?''
I've got your number too and I'm going to fix you
Why call me at the wrong time?
There was a fuss at the brothel last night
''The moment I stepped in, she says, ''Hello, Aamir Khan''
''And I said, ''Hello Rani Mukherji. How about going to Khandala?''
''So you went to the Khandala hills? - No, I was betrayed''
''Even before we could get started, the police raided the place''
This guy ran away. And I was trapped in the bathroom for two hours
''I managed to run away, but my trousers got left behind''
My brother had got it for me from Singapore
Those pants from Singapore will land you in trouble
''The cops will come to you and ask you, ''How about going to the cells?''
''I did nothing, and I end up footing the bill''
Why do you go to places where you've got to leave your clothes behind?
''My way is different. I have it, if she bites. Or I'm a happy celibate''
''Smartass, we know what sort of a decent guy you are''
You were known as Romeo. And you've already forgotten?
''Boss, if that item falls for you, your life will be made''
What's the big deal? I'll give it a try
''lf she bites, she's mine. Or else, she's a pipe-dream''
So try and score with her. We'll give you a grand party
Oh yes
All right. I'll go and give it a try
I'm no Baby. My name is Kajal
''Romantics like me watch a whole film, not just the titles''
Go home and watch a movie on video if you must
This is a college. It isn't your father's theater
Really? Let's go... I'll show you a movie today
You know I cannot tolerate a wrongdoing
Get the hell out of here. Else I'll beat you up...
and film the climax of the movie. - Oh get lost!
Let go!
What's happening here?
''Kranti, you had already spoilt the atmosphere in the college''
And now you get down to blows?
''You too Rajesh? - Rajesh is not at fault, sir''
It's Kranti's fault
I'll have to report this to the principal
''Mr Minister, you want me to forgive Kranti for such a big blunder?''
''Where is it Kranti's mistake, Principal?''
It's the mistake of those girls who come dressed in scanty clothes
They're the ones who invite young boys to sin
Make the girls see reason. Ask them not to dress like that
''As for Kranti, I'll have a word with him''
''Sir, you will have a word with Kranti, no doubt''
But if my students ask me how and why I have forgiven Kranti...
what will I say to them?
Tell them that if you threw Kranti out of the college...
the girl he had tried to molest would also get a bad name
''That you had to forgive Kranti with a warning, because of the girl''
An owl on every branch...
what's going to happen to this rose-garden?
Good bye
He agreed very easily. - He didn't
His responsibilities compelled him to agree
''He knew, that if he didn't agree, I'd have him thrown out of the college''
''And once he was out of college, he wouldn't be in a position...''
to have his two daughters married
The principal has agreed to toe the line
And you must also agree
''Henceforth, you will do nothing at the college...''
that will not let you remain in the college...
let alone being the president of the students' union
''Who can throw me out of the college as long as you are around, Minister?''
As for the presidentship...
no one has dared to contest the elections against me
''Johny, where's your friend Rajesh? - So you're looking for Rajesh?''
You'll find him in the library
See? Isn't she here?
Where will she go? I'm the one she'll come to
Know something? You're very beautiful
The professor said it too
Now tell me something... what are you doing this evening?
Excuse me
Don't try to act over-smart. Johny has told me about you
I know what you have at heart
So you were talking to those boys to provoke me?
And what are you upto? Killing time with those girls?
I was only talking to them
And what were you saying in that boy's ears?
Why must you be jealous? I give love to those who love
I don't feign indifference like you
So how better are you?
''lf you're in love with someone, why don't you tell him?''
I'm willing to tell him. But he must respond too
You can't clap with one hand. You can only deliver a slap
So let's not slap... let's clap instead
I love you. - I love you too
''Quietly, we had to fall in love. - Really?''
''That you belong to me, you had to admit''
''Quietly, we had to fall in love''
''That you belong to me, you had to admit''
''Mischief has taken over... now that you belong to me''
''The dream I had has come to be true''
''That we fell in love, something had to happen''
''That you belong to me, you had to admit''
''Today, I'll meet her for the first time...''
we'll also have a chat
''What happens then, who knows...?''
Why are you going around with a rose? Is it Valentine's Day?
''Today's my Rose Day, Kajal''
This isn't a mere rose. It's the formula to lure a girl
You haven't scored with even one. So what will you do with the rose?
Look at her. She's smiling
That's the green signal
May I sit here? - Please do
That rose... - It isn't a rose
It's my heart. It wants to go out to you
Do you carry your heart in your hand?
''Yes, ever since girls have started displaying their youthfulness...''
I've started carrying my heart on my palm
If only I were a watch! You'd wear me on your fair wrists
''I'd ask you, ''Why don't you ask me what time it is?''
''You're being a bit extra romantic today, aren't you?''
I'm a born romantic!
My mother told me. When I was about to be born...
the doctor said the delivery was impossible without a surgery
And yet I was born. Guess how. - How?
There was a beautiful nurse taking care of my mother
That man coming there is my brother Veerappan
He's a black belt
He has won several awards in fighting
''This isn't a rose, it's a mistake''
''And I'm no romantic. I'm plastic, elastic...''
an antique. I must leave now. - Wait... meet my brother at least
''No, there's danger!''
''Kranti, the time we were waiting for has finally arrived''
The court has passed a law against reservations
Must I start a strike in the college? - Absolutely. Go ahead
Don't waste anymore time. Go on a strike
We want our rights!
Friends...
raising slogans will not give us our rights
''lf we want our rights, we will have to make a sacrifice''
I am willing to make any sacrifice against this decision!
''ln that case, you will have to immolate yourself...''
so that the flames will open the eyes of those who frame our laws
They must be compelled to give us the right they have snatched!
Long live student unity!
You don't belong to this college. Which means...
you are a snake who wants to destroy our unity with your poison
''Tell me, who has sent you here?''
Who has sent you here?
''Let go, Rajesh. I'll fix this snake''
''lf you care for your life, tell us why you came here. Speak!''
You see what a bad name our college is getting because of you guys?
Some people have turned reservations into a vehicle...
to take them to their goal
I wonder which womb it is in which these differences are born!
No one asks those visiting temples and mosques as to who they are
So why must have these differences in this temple of learning?
Vijay Paswan also figures in the reservations' list
From right from school to college...
he has never considered himself to be inferior to anyone
That's the reason why he has always stood first...
and made an identity for himself
Why do you want sympathy given you to as an alm?
If the government has withdrawn reservations from medical...
''and engineering disciplines, you must work hard...''
to become doctors and engineers to prove to the world...
that you are second to none! - I don't want reservations
I don't want reservations either!
Kranti will beat up those who dare to challenge him
How long is he going to get away with his arm-twisting tactics?
Someone will have to raise a voice against Kranti
''This time, it's going to be an all-out war!''
How? - Johny's right
''For two years, no one gave his name for presidentship''
So we had to make Kranti Thakur the president
''But this time, your friend Rajesh Pandit has given his name''
Hurry up
What are you guys doing? Hurry up
Kranti will win!
Rajesh Pandit will win!
''lf you had to stand somewhere, you should've stood at the side''
''Can't you see, Rajesh Pandit is a heavyweight''
You'll be crushed!
Rajesh Pandit has been elected president of the students' union
The principal has sent for Rajesh Pandit
The principal wants to see Mr Pandit. - Very well
I'll be back soon
See that? See?
''Did you send for me, sir? - Sit down''
''Yes, I have called you''
But the minister Mr Dharamdas wants to meet you
''What business could he have with me, sir?''
Maybe he wants to congratulate you on your victory
''These politicians keep on their side, anyone who has some power''
And he has got to know that the students' power is on your side
''But I wish to stay away from politics and politicians, sir''
''Minister, no one can serve you like I did''
And Rajesh has even refused to meet you
''I could abduct him, if you say.... - Shut up!''
You talk of abducting him. If you were capable of doing that...
Rajesh wouldn't have dislodged you from the president's chair
''lf he doesn't want to meet me, I'll go and see him''
''Mr Minister, this is Rajesh''
I'll get on with my work while you chat
''Rajesh, I'm not such a bad man that you refuse to meet me''
''That's not the case, sir. I had no objections in meeting you''
But I thought that since you are a politician...
''and politics is not my subject, what topic will I discuss with you?''
You ought to have come to talk to me at least
Maybe we'd have found something in your own interests
''lf that is the case, please tell me what you wish to discuss with me''
''lt's just that the earlier president of this college, Kranti...''
was under my care and protection
He got to enjoy all the comforts and luxuries
Now you are the president of this college
I want you to have all the comforts and luxuries too
''ln exchange, I'll have to go on a strike whenever you want me to...''
I'll have to set buses on fire with the students...
and indulge in arson and violence in the city
How could even think that I'd be willing to do all that?
''Son, I don't need you for such work''
I have thousands of men. As the proverb goes...
''The feet of the dead are always tied''
This college is the shackle that binds you
And I've seen your feet
I want you to take my finger while you learn to walk
And you will successfully reach your goal
''And when you feel like it, you'll have your finger freed''
''And when I fall, I won't be able to stand up ever again''
''Minister, please forgive me''
I don't need to get into the vicious circle of politics
Not today maybe. But when you need to do it sometime in life...
do think of me. I won't disappoint you
''Here you are, Kajal! And I've been looking for you everywhere''
Look what I've got for you
What's the matter? Are you upset?
''lt's serious, Rajesh. I couldn't sleep all night''
Why? What happened?
My father has fixed my wedding without even asking me
Who's the boy? - He's very handsome
A tall and good looking hero. They're very rich
''They have a bungalow, servants... the works''
''So what have you decided? - Not me, Rajesh. My father decides''
That's the tragedy in India. However much the girl is educated...
she can do nothing against her parents' wishes
''And I'm an Indian girl, you see. - So why did this Indian girl...''
fall in love before her marriage? - I couldn't help it
Love just happened. What could I do?
Do nothing. Just get married and be happy
I was only joking. And you've taken it seriously
My heart!
''lt beckons you... come into my arms''
''There's anger on your face, your hair is unkempt''
''But why do you put on these airs, my love?''
''Kiss the mole on my cheek, my love''
My heart!
''lt beckons you... come into my arms''
''Why do you suspect me? I'm not going wayward''
''Believe me, you will never find a girl like me''
''Take my hand and my youth will blossom''
My heart!
''lt beckons you... come into my arms''
''Johny, you haven't told us why you're giving us a party''
I'm glad you have accepted my invitation
''After you eat and drink, I'll tell you why I'm giving this party''
''All right. Let's eat, friends''
''Aren't you joining us, Johny? - I'm going to serve you. Sit down''
What a spread! This is great
''Send some chicken gravy, guys''
''Was it all right? - Great, Johny! The food was great''
Now tell us why you gave us this party
''Actually, I had made a wish. Now don't ask what it was''
I had promised to feed some beggars if my wish was fulfilled
''Because my wish was fulfilled, I have fed you guys''
You think we are beggars? - Beggars are good
You are worse
Where are we going for a honeymoon after our marriage?
First tell me what a honeymoon is
Why have it only after marriage? - How would I know?
This is my first marriage. - It's my first marriage too
So let's find out after getting married. Why bother about it now?
''All right, when we get married, we'll find out...''
where we're going for a honeymoon. - But when are we getting married?
Not until I succeed in my mission
''I want to become an IPS officer. I forgot to tell you something, Kajal''
My exams are coming up and I've got to prepare for them
''Till then, we will not meet or see each other''
''I'll just study, study and study''
''All right, I won't meet you either. Because I too have a dream to fulfill''
Your dream? - Yes. I want to become a journalist
and I've got to do a course for that. - You never told me about it
You didn't ask me and I didn't tell you
''Rajesh, you must also succeed. You have my best wishes''
We will meet only after our exams are over
Public Service Commission
''What do you think of crime and criminals, Mr Rajesh?''
''Sir, they are inseparable''
Criminals are the ones who nurture crime
''Mr Rajesh, suppose an officer is doing his duty in an area...''
and some houses in that area catch fire...
in which the officer has his house too
What will then be the duty of the officer?
Must he save his own house or the houses of the others?
''Sir, man's duties and nature are at conflict''
His duties will ask him to save the others' houses
But man's nature will draw him to his own house
What do you think about a policeman's uniform?
''The uniform is a symbol of sacrifice, duty and service to the nation''
It invokes in the man's heart the sentiment of service
''Mr Mahadevan, is there anything else you want to ask him?''
I don't think there's anything else I'd like to ask him
A capable candidate like him must certainly be an IPS officer
''Mr Rajesh, we will let you know''
''I'm so happy, Kajal!''
Set me down first!
You know what I was told?
That a capable candidate like me deserves to be an officer
''You know what will be the first thing I do, when I become an officer?''
I'll repay my father's debts
I'll get my kid sister married in great style
''And then, we'll get married and have a honeymoon on a hill-station''
''We'll make babies, and settle down...''
''and start a new life together. We will, won't we?''
Yes
I haven't been selected!
''Didn't you say, a capable man like me deserves to become an officer?''
So why wasn't I selected?
''Thousands of candidates appear for the exams, Mr Rajesh''
''Not all of them can be selected, can they?''
''I admit, your performance was the best''
But the final decision is taken by those who are superior to us
Those who have framed the law of reservations
Several seats this time went to the reservations list
Maybe that is why you were not selected
Reservations? Even if they don't want to become officers...
you will make them officers because they belong to the reserved classes
Great laws!
This law has ruined the lives of several young men!
There are several idiots who come in the reservation list
Make them drivers too. And let them drive the cars...
several people will die! But those who frame the laws will lose nothing
Reservations!
''Rajesh, you are more talented than I am''
''You have worked harder than me, but I have been selected and not you''
I deeply regret that
I don't know whether it was my bad luck...
or the reservation policy that ruined my selection
''Don't be disheartened, Rajesh. You ought to be brave''
How will I be brave? I can't be brave anymore
''You needn't worry. If you wish, you can once again be successful''
How? My poor father put together every penny to send me here for education
He had even mortgaged our house
''But my failure endangers even my family's future, not just mine''
I don't know what to do
''Don't be disheartened, Rajesh. You'll surely find a way''
''There's going to be no way, Kajal''
The bridge I wanted to use to reach my goal...
lies shattered now
''Little did I know, that a bridge built with sincerity and honesty...''
would prove to be so fragile
I will now find a way that will easily take me to my goal
Father's not at home
''You won't get a better opportunity than this, sir''
Oh yes
That's all right. It's okay
You have grown up. You're beautiful too
What do you mean? - I mean...
if you wish to repay your father's debt...
you can very well do it. Guess how
By coming into my arms!
Get the hell out of here! - How will I go away?
Not everyday does one find such great opportunities
Let me go!
Brother!
What happened?
You!
Let me go!
I couldn't become an inspector. But no one can stop me from becoming a killer
Get out of my sight! Or I'll give you a miserable death!
''I'll go away, but listen to me''
''lf you care so much for your reputation, return my money''
I'll throw the money in your face in 2 days. Get lost!
You hit me so much. - Get lost!
''Rajesh, where will you find so much money in two days?''
''I don't know that. But I'll surely get it, come what may''
The Minister had told me that you'd be coming today
''You could've told him over the phone that you want 200,000 rupees''
He'd had made the arrangement before going away
He had to rush to Delhi this morning
Or he'd have given you the money today
''Mr Kranti, Motilal is here. - Send him inside''
Here you are. The Minister will return in a couple of days
But you needn't worry
''Hello, Kranti. - Hello!''
So what brings you here?
He's a close friend. Speak without hesitation
''Kranti, we had a deal for a piece of land with Kallu''
He paid us only an advance
''The rest of the 700,000 he's not willing to pay''
So you want to recover the money? - Yes
''Your work would've been done today, if the minister were here''
''And you know, I can't do anything without his approval''
But I've got to make the payment tomorrow morning
''lf you're in such a hurry, go and meet Bhaiyya-ji''
He'll get you the money right today. - Kallu claims to be his man
So why will Bhaiyya-ji recover the money for me?
Every tom dick and harry calls himself Bhaiyya-ji's man nowadays
''lt's only to make money, nothing else''
And Kallu mustn't even have seen Bhaiyya-ji's photograph
Go and see him. - I want to stay away from such people
''Till now, the Minister has solved all my problems''
I'll come later. Good bye
I want a deal with you. - What deal?
I can bring back your money from Kallu. Today
But what will you give me?
''What do you want? - 200,000''
''lf I get my money, I'll pay you 200,000''
You can think you have the money already
Just give me Kallu's address and telephone number
Only one to go. Moron...
''I need only a Queen. Stop holding it dear and discard it, moron''
What about your nights? - I got nothing lacking...
when you are around. I still go to my old hangout and have fun
In that rotten hangout of yours I have found an amazing flame
''The moment I entered her room, she said, ''I'm not in the mood''
And I got frazzled right there
This is Kallu Kutta's hangout. How dare you barge in? (Kutta - Dog)
''Who are you? - Bhai, save me. The cops are after me''
I somehow managed to evade them. - I hope it's not a case of encounter
''I don't want trouble. - No, it's not. Help me''
I'll be useful to you. - Sure?
''Sure. Jamru, hide him inside. Let him have food and drinks. Don't hit him''
''Okay, bhai. - He seem to be useful''
My job is to save them... my job is also to make them dance to my tunes
''Damn! Inspector sahib, why did you take the trouble?''
I've already sent the sweets over. - I'm not here to eat sweets
A thief decamped with diamonds worth 2 million from Dadar
I chased him here. Did he come here?
''He? Should he come here, am I going to...? I mean...''
I'm no Kallu Kutta unless I turn him in
I don't paw smalltime thieves. I'm a bigtime player
All right. Inform me if he comes here
Of course. I'll inform the police station on the spot
Don't you trust my word? I have turned in muggers earlier too
''Rest assured, sir. - Let's go''
''Moron, damn you! Clear all this and bring that jerk here''
It's a matter of 2 million. - Sure
''Two million! 200,000!''
''Welcome, Mr Smalltime...''
keep that 2 million loot on the table
''That? Bhai, that's... - Shut up, else I'll rip your belly...''
and make a necklace out of your guts. You will go begging then
''That's like it. Jamru, let him have 50,000''
''This guy is useful. - Only 50,000...''
''for diamonds worth 2 million, bhai? - Bhai? Listen, man''
''Don't abuse me. Call me Kutta. Thank God that you're getting 50,000''
''Bumping you off would be cheaper. - 50,000 is very little, bhai''
No pawing. You'll take only what I give. Take it
Jackpot! Awesome...!
Sir...? Not again! You are really after me
I knew that only you will encash this bearer cheque worth 2 million
''Sir, the chicken stole it. Why not share the egg between the two of us?''
''Well, I'm a vegetarian, but occasionally I do have eggs and meat''
''All right, let me have the cash. - One second''
''You got 50,000, didn't you? Now get lost''
''Sir, ask the constables to stay out. - Go on guys, I'll be there''
Get inside. I'll call you. - Okay bhai
''Sir, let's compromise on 700,000''
''700,000? Isn't that less? - Just between us''
The officer before you would settle for half that amount
Really? You are so affectionate. I'll take it
''Jamru! Get that red case. Quick. - Rightaway, bhai''
Idiot! Don't you know? Put it in the jeep
I hope it carries the entire amount? - Trust this dog. Entire amount
Do call me for transactions like this. - Am I insane?
Not at all. But you are wise enough. See you
I'm the dog but he gets to relish the bone
Hat's off to me! What a con job
''Spent 700,000, profit, 1 .2 million''
Kallu Kutta here. Who are you? Speak fast
''Kallu Kutta, this is inspector Bhavani''
''Remember? You gave me 700,000. The money has reached Motilal''
Damn! Who are you? D'you know who you are talking to? Are you insane?
''Sonny, I mean it. I forgot to tell you something important''
Those diamonds that are with you are fake ones
''But the money you gave me was genuine, and it has reached where it belongs to''
Bastard! You...
''Damn! Someone just swindled me of 750,000 bucks''
Kallu is conned
''Rajesh, my child, our family honour lay bound in these documents''
And today you got it released
''I'm indeed happy, but...''
''for the sake of our happiness, I hope you haven't taken the wrong path''
''Papa, for your consolation, I'd say that...''
I haven't done any such thing that would put you to shame
''Man doesn't wish to go the wrong way, son''
It is circumstances that compel him
''All I want to know is, how did you raise such a huge amount?''
''Papa, I have not robbed or burgled, nor have I killed someone''
''I started off with your blessings, and God gave me success''
''Papa, I ran an errand of this minister in the city''
''He was happy enough to reward me. - Bravo, son. Bless you''
''Brother, the minister has sent an inspector to meet you''
Why an inspector?
Let's check it out
All right
May not God make you fall in the minister's esteem
''Go on, he's waiting for you. Go on''
I don't think you know me
You can consider that a reply
''lf I knew you, you wouldn't be asking me''
Then let me introduce myself
They call me Tiger
The tiger in the jungle tears up animals
This tiger in the city tears up humans
''A dog too is named Tiger, affectionately though''
But dogs don't cease to be dogs
''Boy! - Stop howling, cur!''
Get him!
''Enough, Rajesh''
Stop
I got the hang of your silver tongue in the college the other day
And the strength in your hands...
I know now
Now you can work for us
You could've said that now you can take undue advantage of me
As you say
''You are going to live it up, boy''
An article against Dharamdas. Squeeze it in in tomorrow's issue
''Kajal, you have done it before. This is the third article I guess''
I hope this ball doesn't bowl us clean
''Look Johnny, this is journalism. You voluntarily agreed to help me out''
''So to help me out, you will have to be bold like me''
Our aim is to present the truth before the public
''I want you to become bold like me, and print the truth blindly...''
without coming under anyone's pressure
''Look Kajal, my friend Rajesh, your sweetheart...''
has become Dharamdas' puppet
''I met him, tried to reason with him, but God knows what's gotten into him...''
Don't worry about him. I'll try my best to convince him
''Good. Reason with him. You print there, I print here''
''Look Kajal, I have no words to cover up your truth''
I'm a luckless traveller without destination
''As for you, it'd be wise to find in someone else''
Forget me
''O unfaithful one, you've deserted me...''
in the path of love
This tender heart of mine...
why did you rent it?
''What do I say, my love?''
Agony has shattered me
Circumstances have...
tied me to sorrows
God! How I loved you
And how you return my love
''The colour of love didn't find the flower...''
that blossomed for me
You have changed...
the course of my life
Circumstances have...
tied me to sorrows
Memories of the past...
burn me
''I blame myself, my love...''
for all your complaints
Now that you've broken my heart...
whom have you found in?
Circumstances have...
tied me with sorrows
''O unfaithful one, you've deserted me...''
in the path of love
''What do I say, my love?''
Agony has shattered me
This tender heart of mine...
why did you rent it?
Circumstances have...
tied me to sorrows
Greetings
''Be seated, please''
I have invited all of you here...
because the elections are at hand
''And this time, all of you will have to work really very hard''
''We work really hard every time, sir, that's why you meet with success''
''Sir, we don't ask for votes, we snatch them''
I know that
But don't forget that this time Mr Sharad Chandra is my rival
You always used to contest the elections from the east
''Why west this time? - Not I, my party decides that''
But why are you worrying? One of us is going to win anyway
All we want is a huge tree of success...
under which the two of us will make merry
It's not the outcome that worries me
The sad part is that two friends are facing each other for the first time
''We are daggers, and daggers we shall be''
And the public is the melon
And it will slit if we fall on it
It will slit even if it falls on us
Listen... we won't meet until the election results are declared
Why? - Chum...
''in the public eye, the two of us are sworn enemies''
Bye
Who are you?
Kutta
A dog...?
Shoo! Shoo! - Kallu Kutta
The whole of Mumbai knows me. I'm a terror
I want to advertise my wedding
I see. You want to put an ad. of your daughter's wedding
Do I look so old to you? I'm only forty plus three
It's my fifth wedding. - Fifth...?
You don't seem to have anything to show off. Beats me
You guys are responsible for the rise in population
You guys are responsible... - Jerk! Four of them bid me goodbye
Am I not entitled for another? I'm Kallu Kutta
''I'm a terror. You don't know me, that's why you are rambling''
''Mind your tongue. Else, I'll twist your jaw''
Twist your face and look into your pocket
What's this? - Yours?
No. - It's mine
How did it find my pocket? - Magic
''Smartass! What's this all about? - You are Kutta, the don''
I'm Magic Don. What are you holding? - A stick
Throw here
''lt was with you, now it is with me. Magic''
Throw... did it fall? - No
''How will it fall? I caught it, you cur''
''Kutta! - Cur, the don''
Teeny-weeny magic
Remove it
Did my neck slump? - No
I'll show you another trick. Hit
Now
It's called the defence trick. Come here
Now hit my hand
Printed!
Nothing great. I'll show you a fabulous trick. Follow me
What was that? - Magic
''Let alone one more wedding, I'm no more fit for even one last wedding''
Crippled me. Made a dog out of me
''Barring one state, the elections went on peacefully all over''
''The constituencies of Bagha, Barauni and Muzzaffarpur in Patna...''
witnessed few stray incidents
''Minister, votes are being counted and you're sitting here peacefully?''
I'm sitting here because I'm fully confident of winning. Right Ms Mamta?
News has just come in that Mr Dharamdas is leading...
against his rival Mr Sharad Chandra by 5000 votes
Counting for Shastri Nagar and Nehru Nagar is about to end
The results will be out very soon
The results will be in my favour
Because people of Shastri Nagar and Nehru Nagar refrained from voting
Fresh news is that the tables have turned after the counting of votes...
of Shastri Nagar and Nehru Nagar
''Mr Dharamdas has lost to Mr Sharad Chandra by 10,000 votes''
No! How is this possible?
''You won't understand the moves of politics so soon, Rajesh''
Sharad Chandra's moves bettered ours
''Sharad Chandra, my enemies...''
don't rejoice. They mourn
They only mourn
Hot news. Mr Sharad Chandra murdered. Murderer caught redhanded
Look at this... look
Look how this newspaper has traduced me
Your girlfriend is the culprit. Try and reason with her
Tell her not to finger a snake
Don't worry. I'll make her see reasons
She won't do this anymore. - All right
I'm a journalist and I know better than you what to write and what not
''Yes, I know that you write well. But get this clear''
From now on you won't write a thing against the minister
Forget it. Abetting Dharamdas in his black deeds...
has literally blackened your heart. - Black is the heart of sinners
But I have committed no sin. - Committing crime itself is sin
Being a partner to the criminal is also sin
Minister Dharamdas got Sharad Chandra killed. You know that very well
''But you turned a blind eye to it, and you think you are unwatched''
I know that he's the murderer. But I haven't killed anyone
Not at all. But your conscience and your soul is stuck in the mire of sin
So far you've been carrying the burden of lofty ideals
''But now you're crawling, with Dharamdas' sins on your back''
''Tell me, Rajesh. What does this hell of crime offer you?''
Fame? Wealth? Or some lucrative job?
You've struck such a cheap deal with your life
''You could've sold yourself for the country's sake, for your ideals' sake''
Where has your self-respect vanished? And your dreams?
''Look Rajesh, quit fostering crime while you still have the time''
''Else, let alone newspapers, the whole world will call you a killer...''
''a sinner, who lives off Dharamdas''
''Mr Minister, I don't get this''
By killing Sharad Chandra...
''what did you gain? - The seat is empty now, Kranti''
The elections will be conducted again. No one is going to beat me this time
''May not God make me fall in your esteem, sir''
You will win or lose only if you contest the elections
Who is stopping me from contesting? - Inspector Vijay
He has caught your shooter Tiger redhanded
Tiger would rather die than squeal against me
''No sir, you don't know Vijay''
''When he interrogates, even the dead rise to answer''
Should Tiger tell him that he acted on your orders...
''and killed Sharad Chandra, then even God can't save your from the police''
''lt's going to be bad for you, sir. - None can harm me''
None can harm me
Cops stand nowhere in comparison to politicians
Let me tell you the difference between the two
''Mr Dharamdas, only daredevils become policemen''
''As for politicians, you can find many up for sale''
''lnspector, perhaps you have no idea what power politicians wield''
''They can, anywhere and anytime, strip you''
''Never commit that mistake, minister''
Not like government servants but hypocrite politicians like you...
have treated and used policemen like slaves
But it is not happening anymore. - I'm here for Tiger's bail...
You just spoke of stripping him naked
What do you think of the sacred uniform?
A dress wrapped around a mannequin that you can rip at will?
''But commissioner, listen to me... - I'm not finished yet, Dharamdas''
If you even try to get this honest officer cashiered...
then I promise you...
''let alone this jurisdiction, policemen all over the country will resign''
''And the outcome of it, you know very well''
But commissioner... - I have to talk to him in private
What does the Mumbai cops think of themselves?
They have no idea about my reach
I'm no Dharamdas unless I employ my men in every police station
Give me the paper. Sign it
Here
But my surname is Pandit. Something else is written here
''Pandit, I know. What's important? A surname? Or a police uniform?''
Listen to me. Changing your surname will put you in the reservation quota
Sign it
But you forget that I've appeared for this examination before
''You can change my surname, not my looks''
''Everything can be changed. Name, address, relationships, faces...''
everything can be changed. I'll help you make it big. Sign it
What are you thinking? Aren't you confident?
''As of now, no''
But I have full confidence in you
You can get me do anything at will
Sign it
You asked me to deliver those sweets to Tiger
May not God make me fall in your esteem
Tiger slumped the moment he ate one
''Sir, inspector Vijay is going for you, only you''
He won't sit and relax. - I don't want him to relax either
He should not have the time to think of me
''Not only him, I'm going to unsettle the entire city''
Does it hurt? - Yes
''What did killing people give you? Fifteen stitches, pain...''
and this hospital bed? - The people of the low caste...
spilled our blood. - The one who risked his life...
and saved yours belongs to the low caste
You remember the castes of killers but not of your saviours
Look there
Look
She's a low caste. But one who donated blood to save her life was a big man
''When blood is donated, its group is checked, not its caste and creed''
The drugs that save your lives carry no religious patents
''And here, you guys slit each other's throat in the name of social rank''
''lf you want to fight, go and fight terrorism across the borders''
''Fight those ministers, who, for the sake of power, pit one against another''
Look at the mother over there... she is grieving over her dead son
''But the Mother, to whom all of us are sons...''
''to free whom, our ancestors laid down their lives...''
our Motherland... she cries to say she doesn't want this independence
She doesn't want this kind of independence
I shall supply you weapons
''Sir, give them some dough''
I'm happy to see you in uniform
''To celebrate the occasion, I'm throwing a grand party tomorrow''
The happiness is incomplete though
''You will see, the day I come back to power...''
I'll bring glory to the country
And I want you to inaugurate the show
What must I do?
''To raise the women's reservation limit, the ruling party...''
''is presenting a bill of 33 percent allocation, in the parliament''
The opposition wants Dalit women to share some part of the reservation
''ln opposition to this bill, I want...''
the caste differences to erupt like a volcano
''Killing, riots and curfew everywhere''
I shall snatch the books away from students and hand them weapons
I'll get the weapons in two days from my foreign partners
It is your job to safely smuggle the weapons in from across the border
Of course I have to put the uniform to good use
And once the weapons are in...
our men will kick off the riots
''Someone's house will burn, someone's shop will burn...''
It will terrorise the country in such a way that...
the ruling party will automatically step down
''lt means, the ruling party will burn in its own Women's Reservation Bill''
Isn't that what you want?
''But sir, you're the representative of the Dalits (Dalit - Low caste)''
In the riots your people will also be harmed
Let them be harmed. What difference does it make? Sit
''Let them be harmed. Look Rajesh, I'm not in favour of the dalits''
or in favour of the high caste. I'm only in favour of power
''No electricity, no fans. No power, no ministers''
Not even during independence was that amount of blood shed...
that you seek of today's generation just for the sake of power
''Look Rajesh, the worry of spilling young blood and the fear...''
of rattling the nation's defence is not going to break my resolve
''As soon as you can, burn the country in the Reservation Bill. It's an order''
''As soon as I come to power, I'll feign putting the fire off''
The intricacies of politics you won't understand
''Go on, Rajesh. It's time for you to stand the test. Go on''
''All right, sir''
I shall obey your orders
Glory to India
Glory be
''Celebrate, my love''
''Life is fun, live it up''
''Life is a bearer cheque, encash it''
''The party is on, so sing a lively song''
''Find a way to spend your life in bliss''
''Celebrate, my love''
''When you are still free, don't let time pass''
''Fun-time will come again or not, you never know''
''Life is fun, live it up''
''Life is a bearer cheque, encash it''
''O pretty one, locking eyes with you has cost me dear''
''I'm high on your beauty, drinking to the core''
''Celebrate, my love''
''Believe it or not, I tell the truth''
No one knows what tomorrow holds
''Life is fun, live it up''
''Life is a bearer cheque, encash it''
''Celebrate, my love''
Awesome
''Don't kill me... don't kill me, Rajesh''
''Minister Dharamdas, you are found to be a traitor''
And every traitor must die
Don't kill me... don't...
''The murderer on the docks is Rajesh Pandit, not Rajesh Paswan''
It has also been proved in court
This man used the reservation quota for the backward class...
''to become a policeman, and changed his name to Rajesh Paswan''
When the late Mr Dharamdas found out this farce...
he opposed it and warned this man that if he does not admit to his crime...
he would expose him
''The warning got to his nerves, and to bury his crime...''
he brutally murdered Mr Dharamdas
''Not only a murderer, this man has also snatched the rights of the dalits''
So I appeal to the court to sentence him to the severest of punishments
So that the coming generation won't resort to shortcut ways to progress...
so that they won't change their names or mercilessly kill people
Do you have anything to say in your defence?
''Your Honour, I feel no embarrassment in confessing to the murder''
Because I haven't killed a social worker but a traitor
But the allegations against me that I killed him out of fear...
and that I changed my name to snatch the rights of the dalits...
is absolutely untrue
I have snatched no one's rights
It was Dharamdas himself who turned me from Pandit to Paswan
''Such men, for their own advantage, wouldn't care snatching anyone's rights''
They distribute the reserved seats among their own people
We are like the playground that bears every game in its chest
He didn't oblige me by giving me a job in the police force
He wanted me to help smuggle in foreign weapons into the border
He was engineering riots against the Women's Reservation Bill
He wanted the public to topple the government and give him the power
''ln this game, I agreed to become Paswan from Pandit''
But I would never turn a traitor
The accused is lying. If he knew all along that Dharamdas was a traitor...
''then why did he accept his shelter, why did he take up the job he offered?''
''Your Honour, I too wanted to become an officer using my capabilities''
I studied day and night and I triumphed too
My father even staked his entire savings to see my dream come true
''But from nowhere the Reservation Law, like termite...''
bit into my efforts and my Father's savings in a trice...
and put my sister's honour at stake
''ln such a state, anyone could lose his composure...''
and join hands with people like minister Dharamdas
I'm not opposing the Reservation Bill...
nor am I opposing the facilities offered to the dalits brothers
I'm opposing those few people who stop the policies from being put to good use
They create communal disharmony and play dirty for the sake of votes
If a man is rich and has all the luxuries life can afford...
''he is still given the benefits of reservation. I ask, why?''
They need reservation...
who are below the poverty line. Caste hardly matters
''Not on social standing, in India reservation laws are applied...''
on the basis of castes. Why?
''You're going to be fine, Rajesh. - Rajesh!''
Why is not Reservation for the poor?
Why... so?
''No Rajesh, you can't leave me''
''For my sake, get up Rajesh''